"Caricatures by Bapho"
I draw those goofy, big-headed doodles of your most prominent features, just like pre-collapse Disneyland. If you're brave enough to enter the tower with your helmet off, I promise it will turn out much better. Its tough to exaggerate smiles on helmets. I mostly draw guardians on sparrows, but I'm decent at depicting you disproportionately perched on top of a Bane of Dark Gods or Aspect of Glass. (I'm constantly improving, but please, no Queen ships).
Pricing:
Single Guardian: $5000 Glimmer
2-3 Guardians: $7500 Glimmer (Fireteam Discount!)
4-6 Guardians: $10K Glimmer or 5 strange coins (best value!!!)
Also, Churros. $200 glimmer each.
English
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Oops, this was meant to be on the main post.
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It's all good. Can I draw you while you're here?
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Sure :) Make you you sketch my good side!
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For 10,000 glimmer I'll let guardians design their own shaders. I'll put Eva Lovante out of business.
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Can you make me look like a pretty laydeeee? :D
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You're beautiful. Why are you hiding under that filthy old ram skull? Here... Take it off and have a churro.