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Edited by Lord Sicarius: 4/1/2016 10:13:36 PM
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The Last Video Game Character You Saw Is Who You Will Marry

As the title says, the last character you saw before you stopped playing a video game is whom you will marry. I'm apparently marrying some random soldier from BF4.... Edit: A lot of awkward marriages hahaha Edit 2: Goodness ya'll gonna have a crappy life from this point forward Edit 3: Sorry guys, I've been so busy with football so I didn't get to see the responses, but man there was quite a lot! Thanks for sharing your successful as well as dreaded marriages! Edit 4: Thanks for the 1000 replies! I appreciate all of your funny misfortunes! I also celebrate with those of you who had some niiiiiice marriages ;) SUPER EDIT: YOU ARE NOW GRANTED IMMORTALITY. Just kidding. Anyways, there appears to be a lot of people who have married Samus...and we can't have that. So, with being the genius I am I came up with this idea. If you haven't posted yet, and you last saw Samus, you now are given a lollipop in place of her and two yellow fish. This will serve as your eternal happiness. You're welcome. MEGA EDIT: Thanks so much for the replies guys! I have been sick and had so many things going on and yet this is STILL going on! I am impressed with how many marital problems we're gonna have on these forums! TRENDING ALERT: Marriage is trending guys! It's da new thang mayn. All the cool kids are doing it! STILL ALIVE: This thread has been granted immortality. THIS HAS BEEN REVIVED?!?!

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  • Edited by GingerlyWalnut3: 9/2/2015 4:54:30 PM
    >be me >remembers which game I last played >halo 4 >halo 4 has Cortana >gets excited >starts fapping >realizes that Cortana wasn't in that cutscene >Fml.jpg >rewatches cutscene >Sarah Palmer is in it >gets excited again >fapping intensifies >cums on screen >only sees part of the screen >the screen shows Captain Del Rio >... >... > He got dat ass doe > ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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