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Edited by Nucking Futs :
9/2/2015 6:44:27 PM
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>be me
>be me
>girlfriend is prego
>we like to get kinky anyways
>one night things get particularly saucy
>sticking my noodle in her when i notice something coming out
>wtf there's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
>i look up at her and there's a jarred glassy look on her face
>not responding
>ohshit.jpg
>i rush full speed in my car with her to the hospital
>get to hospital and she's not bleeding much anymore, but no color in her face
>oshit looks like she's in a vegetative state
>Storm into the E.R and run to the nearest doctor and explain everything
>takes one look at her and says, "i can't do anything"
>"WHY THE HELL NOT?!"
>"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
>mfw
Thanks The Cellar Door for the picture boi.
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1 Reply[quote]Prego[/quote] [quote]Saucy[/quote] [quote]Noodle[/quote] [quote]Red[/quote] [quote]Jarred glassy look[/quote] [quote]Vegetated state[/quote] I see what you did there, and there, and over there. Oh yeah, can't forget that over there. 10/10
