Your parents catch you in bed with a horse, explain yourself
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201.50
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He's just my neighbor, I promise! [spoiler]coUGH[/spoiler]
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I was banging a horse, u got probz?
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I give them $201.50
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What the -blam!- did I drink last night?
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Inb4engra
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I told you last night I was feeling a little horse and you were ok with it then.
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No witnesses. *Goes for knife*
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"godammit engra...."
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I swear to God mom, princess Luna just appeared! It's the truth!
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Inb5engra???
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You see it's your birthday present and I had no where else to hide it.
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Revive the centaur race
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I'm not even sorry
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Apparently I'm engra's alt.
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I swear to high I'm not god!
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You could say I was 'riding' all night long ;) [spoiler]deer God what have I done[/spoiler] [spoiler]I've read too many engra posts[/spoiler] [spoiler]I went to the corner and thought about what I did[/spoiler]
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That must be a huge bed if it can fit a horse.
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We were just horsing around [spoiler]HUE HUE HUE[/spoiler]
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Edited by Straight Fish: 9/4/2015 9:03:02 PM[quote]Horse vag is best vag[/quote] -Engrapadora, 2015
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Edited by Gravemind94: 9/7/2015 9:53:22 AMBullshit, this would never happen with me, I'd never be in bed with a horse to begin with. Don't like it engra? I don't care human women > horses
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Tucker did it
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Engra life is life engra life is love
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How would you even know my parents caught me, CABOOSE?
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I lost a bet to engra
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That's no horse