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9/4/2015 11:04:02 PM
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I've got it cornered, but I'm having a hard time getting it into the cage. Creature appears to be under the influence of massive amounts of Ritalin and Mountain Dew.
Deploying Hot Pocket bait. Request Doritos drop my location.
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"supplies have been delivered" Just let us know if you need more fultons boss
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He is now demanding a sammich. Dorito envoy deployed and Mountain Dew sanctions have been implemented. Requesting Valium and a bed time story.
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Valium countermeasures have failed! Repeat: Valium countermeasures have failed. Target has escaped through an air duct. Request permission to use lethal force. We have several canisters of CM-20. I say we go in there and nerve gas the whole f[i]u[/i]cking nest.
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Your request has been confirmed, permission to use lethal force has been granted *cercrcr* How many bystanders are at your location? *cercrcr*
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*cercrcr* What is your location over? *cercrcr*
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Sub-level 3, near the reactor cooling tower.
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Confirmed, counter measures for possible failure is available, after use of CM-20 evacuate the city, in case of possible failure. . . . . (this is assuming there is no one else around for miles)
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Everyone here is dead. Looks like a goddamn town meeting. Deploying CM-20. Five minute delay. Wait one...oh shit. There are dozens of them! They're coming out of the walls. THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE GODDAMN WALLS! LET'S BOOK! *staccato of screams and automatic weapons fire* Request immediate evac! We're cut off!
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Request confirmed, sending in evac helicopter, 4 minutes till arrival.
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This is gold!
