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Edited by DarxideR-:
9/6/2015 6:22:17 PM
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TONIGHT! Choose our Trials weapons!
I had a fun idea for a video that could be utterly painful depending on how kind everyone is. I'd like you all to suggest a load out for me and my clan, Team Absolute, to use in a Trials run. I'll upload any highlights or lowlights as the case may be.
Each submission should contain one exotic and two legendary weapons. I'll select the most interesting choices and either randomly assign them to my team or give them to whoever has those weapons.
I'm at about 49 and 3/4 True Skill for Trials, I don't know why I'm doing this to myself. Thanks and please be nice 8(
***UPDATE*** !!!!!!!!!!
After reading all the comments, I really like the idea of having a theme and different load outs for everyone so I'm gonna go with Xtreme3agleEye's idea of one person using VoG weapons, one Crota's End and one Trials. We're going to split into two groups of three and race each other to a complete Trials passage of wins.
The load outs will be
Mythoclast / VoG secondary / VoG heavy
Necrochasm / Crota's End secondary Crota's End heavy
The Messenger (should be an exotic!) / Trials secondary / Trials heavy
If we get time for another run before Trials help, we'll use No Land Beyond, Vestian Dynasty and something else that's terrible.
STREAMING THIS LIVE AND THE TRIALS HELP FROM 8:15pm GMT (in an hour) @ http://www.twitch.tv/DarxideR_
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAXAL3sxNYvS5XE3EW_mEuw
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