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9/5/2015 3:24:35 AM
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[spoiler]Like they physically can't, you'll get pulled back by a powerful magnet that'll shock you[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Alright, I've got a plan.[/spoiler] [b]Kyle grabs a bag and heads over to the XXL section, piling in a couple articles of shirts, jeans, and button-ups, along with several packages of underwear. Next, he throws in a coat, and pretends to look further while secretly observing the uniforms of the employees.[/b]
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[b]an employee notices your bag full of clothes.[/b] "Sir would you like a fitting room?!" She says politely.
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"Erm, not yet... I'm still lookin'. Could you point me to the belts, though?" [b]He takes note of her uniform, identifying the clothing she's wearing.[/b] [spoiler]Give me an idea of what the uniform looks like.[/spoiler]
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[b]She's dressed in street clothing, as if she was a model for the store.[/b]
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"...Ma'am? The belts?" [b]He eyes a hat, and tosses that into his bag as well.[/b]
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[b]She points to a rack by the socks.[/b]
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"Thank you, miss." [b]He walks over to the belts, taking one, then takes two packages of socks. He begins looking for a changing room.[/b]
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[b]You find a line of people waiting in line to the changing room.[/b]
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[i]Ain't nobody got time for this...[/i] [b]He waits in line for a room.[/b]
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[b]there appears to only 2 more.[/b]
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[b]He continues to wait.[/b]
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[b]A room opens for you and you're led into it. Inside is just a mirror and some hangars. The mirror has a touch interface to call for certain sizes of clothing [/b]
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"Alright, let's make dis quick." [b]He changes into apparel similar to the employee from earlier, then proceeds to take the knife from his old clothes, cuts all the tags off with it, then transfers the knife to his new outfit, throwing his old clothes into the bag. He shoves the tags into his pocket, then casually walks out and begins searching for a register.[/b]
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[b]You walk out with the bag of your old clothes inside.[/b] [b]A customer approaches you.[/b] "Uhh sir, do you have this in a size M?" He asks. [spoiler]There aren't any cash registers[/spoiler]
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Edited by Wretched Cain: 9/5/2015 7:09:08 AM"Erm... I'm not sure we do... I can try and place an order though, dat sound alright?" [i]Shit... Shit shit shit...[/i] [spoiler]What DO they have?[/spoiler]
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[b]The customer shrugs.[/b] [spoiler]Our Tacpads. It's like the Apple Store- you just check out with another and transfer your credits to them. Banks and all that don't exist anymore.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]-blam!-... Alright, plan B.[/spoiler] "Sorry, man, wish we had it here." [b]He begins looking for a stock room.[/b]
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[b]You find a locked room in the back, but it doesn't appear to open without an employee ID.[/b]
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[spoiler]-blam!- me in the ass... Alright, Plan C.[/spoiler] [b]Kyle draws his knife, opting to sever the magnetic locks from the bag and clothing.[/b]
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[b]The locks are firmly held, only a hacker would be able to take them off.[/b]
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[spoiler]I'm cutting off the pieces of fabric with the locks.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh, aight[/spoiler] [b]The locks are cut, the clothes now have holes[/b]
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"A'ight... Get a tailor to patch these up later..." [b]He heads for the exit.[/b]
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[b]You successfully leave with the clothes and merchandise.[/b]
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Edited by Wretched Cain: 9/5/2015 4:31:59 AM[spoiler]Hold on, redacted.[/spoiler]
