Nor are you creative, you're a 12 year old with no ideas of your own so you copy someone's story and try to pass it off as funny. You're lame, be original.
Edit; stop or I [i]will[/i] report you [i]all[/i].
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OH my gentle beast of a man! How you sway my heart both left and right with your tender words. I feel as though you have broken down the walls of my solitude and jumped into my being; like souls connected at the seams. We are like a giant sweater, the two of us, a woolen sweater with beautifully colored patterns, argyle of course. Will you be my Julius Caesar? My Donald Trump? My knight in shining armor? By the beard of Zeus these feelings are erupting inside me like a volcano of splendid powdered sugar! It puffs up to the sky like a cloud and forms the shape of love. No one has ever made me feel this way. Thank you. My prince. _____________ I would strangle a moose with a 3 foot long piece of dental floss, gut it with my teeth and use the hide as a coat, then climb Mt. Everest barefoot while listening to Justin Bieber and cannibalizing on my climbing partner to survive with 10,000 volt shock-clamps attached to my nipples just to have a 1% chance to be able to eat a crusty piece of dried vaginal secretion from a pair of your 6-year-old panties that had never been washed. _____________ First off her tits are WAY too big. Its going to cause her back problems in the future where she will have to get breast reduction.. imagine carrying a 5 pound weight at your chest level everyday for years...try it the next time you are at the gym. Second, titty fing her would be so wack. Your shit would just get lost in those melons. If I was to hook up with a chick and she sat on her back with those giant watermelons just flopping everywhere it would be a turn off for me at least. I mean with tits that big, are the nipples going to be dimes, quarters, or silver dollars. Something tells me its photoshopped, but I mean people are really insane in this world. Girls need some uniformity, B's are great man, C's are perfect, D's can work, but seriously anything bigger than that and its time for a mental evaluation. Hooters has good wings though. _____________ ook i dont know you, wish i knew you,gotta met you but honestly your an angel ive never in my life seen a girl with your perfections in my whole life... one day i hope to met you... i cant put into words how stunning you are.. from the looks of it you have no imprections just pure natural cause to be beautiful and make people smile you have looks that will get you far in life and thats alot for me to say one day i hope to have to pleasure to met you your name should be "angel" not Satara cause that word right there describes you all over... thanks again and let me know if you ever want to met you have no flaws in you at all you would make m world the happiest place on earth to met you thank you angel. lets get to know eachother