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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Trashcan Jesus:
9/5/2015 7:08:00 PM
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[spoiler]It's literally called Midwestern Power Armor.[/spoiler]
[i]His legs lock and prevent you from bringing him down, the sudden jolt causing your knives to miss. He slams a fist into your stomach, and you feel an intense burning pain as he pulls back his hand, the protonic inversion blade glowing a bluish-purple.[/i]
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[spoiler]seems pretty exposed in the chest area.,..[/spoiler] A FUK! [spoiler]I really don't have anything to go on man. It's text. I can't actually see a weak point or anything like that. This puzzle battle of yours is basically you rendering my moves useless and kicking my ass.[/spoiler] *grasps chest* Alright...*throws 5 hookblades at you. One for each of your limbs. They grasp around you and trap you in place* *fires at you 5 times with then pulse gun. Electrifying you while your inside the suit*
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 9/5/2015 7:19:27 PM[spoiler]You're trying to cut what's essentially granite with a butter knife. You're really missing the whole thing with beating him. Trying to pull something that weighs a good 700lbs won't work, and even then, he would've fallen ON you. All power armor has the ability to lock in the games, at least, it's mentioned. The BoS Midwestern Power Armor is actually some of the most advanced power armor to date. And by the way, his suit is insulated. Most power armor is. [/spoiler] [i]Overloading his Tesla shield, his armor emits a pulse wave which incinerates all of the grapples, and throws you backwards with its pressure wave. The heat is enough to melt flesh from bone, and from a slot in the back of his armor, a small, arc-reactor-like device ejects, smoking. He walks forwards, and his machine gun aims back down at you.[/i]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 9/5/2015 7:23:48 PM[spoiler]THEN HOW THE LIVING FUK AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT YOU! there is literally NO GOD FUKING DAMN WAY! YOU HAVE PROTECTION TO FUKING EVERYTHING. Honestly I haven't been so pissed while I have fought someone! AND I HAVE FOUGHT A LOT. This is just ridiculous! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HUH?! You say I have to use tactics but that's just you saying "I'm basically a god but just gunna tell you there's a way to beat me* HOW DO I BEAT SOMEONE WHO SHRUGS OFF THR MOST POWERFUL SWORD IN THE DOJO AND EVERY KINDA BULLET?![/spoiler] [spoiler]Ya! I'm pissed BTW![/spoiler] [spoiler]I DONT EXACTLY HAVE ACCESS TO FAT MANS AND NUCLEAR BOMBS AS WELL[/spoiler] [spoiler]and hookblades are chains. They holds you down! But I kinda assumed you'll just break out of them then punch me with the force of a thousand suns[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You've not tried anything armor piercing. You've not capitalized on the move that did damage: stabbing with your keyblade. You've not tried to jam his gun. You've not tried anything explosive. [/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 9/5/2015 7:27:54 PM[spoiler]i don't have a keyblade. *sigh*[/spoiler] [spoiler]i don't use many guns either dude.[/spoiler] *jumps on you and grabs the barrel of your browning. And completely pulls it off your armor* [spoiler]and yes. I'm tough enough to do that.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 9/5/2015 7:30:32 PM[i]The barrel comes out of the housing, but as you pull it out, he swings again at your stomach with his protonic inversion gauntlet blade.[/i] [spoiler]Then you picked a shitty fight... Blade, keyblade, sharp object, yada yada.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 9/5/2015 7:37:34 PM[spoiler]assuming that's from old world blues[/spoiler] *jumps off before you hit and grabs my cool Robot space gun* Let's try this! *shoots you straight in the chest with some crazy laser bullet thing* [spoiler]im beginning to think it's not just the character that's a dick....[/spoiler]
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 9/5/2015 7:41:11 PM[spoiler]Oh bby[/spoiler] [spoiler]Modified variant of an Old World Blues weapon.[/spoiler] [i]The laser throws him back, but he recovers and stands back up. He drops the Browning from its mount, and locks his MG3 into it, kicking the useless Browning receiver to the side.[/i]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 9/5/2015 7:43:34 PMYou know... *pulls out a toy looking gun from my pocket* I got this from Helios one...helped out some NCR there. But I kinda just put all the solar energy into this.... *points to Archimedes 2 at you* *lasers starts closing in right in front of you* Think your fast enough? *the gun beeps* *i run like hell as the solar beams come down for a huge explosion of solar energy*
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[i]He uses his jetpack and thrusts out of the blast radius, and tackles you.[/i] Neat toy, but you forget the charge time.
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Yaaaa. Only used it once. *pulls out a .44 with AP rounds* Used this a lot before though! *shoots you in the helmet. Causing a concussion and leaving a dent*
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[i]He staggers backwards, but his MG3 catches a bead on you, and begins firing at 1500 RPM, a solid stream of armor-piercing rounds, fast enough to saw a man in half. As he recovers, he draws both his .50 cal Smith and Wesson M500s, and begins firing at you.[/i] Finally... Never thought you'd... Do anything...
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*gets behind a huge boulder* Well I'm just full of surprises! *throws a grenade at you. But before it lands at your feet I shoot it. Exploding*
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[i]The shrapnel gets stuck in his armor, but the blast staggers him. As he recovers, he throws a flashbang at you..[/i]
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[spoiler]can you cover your eyes to negate the effect of a flash bang? [/spoiler] *evades to the other side of the rock to avoid the flash. But has ringing in my ear*
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 9/5/2015 9:04:15 PM[spoiler]Yes, if I dim the HUD and cut the audio feed.[/spoiler] A second grenade lands at your feet, a cryo grenade. It explodes, and freezes you in place.
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*thaws out* That was... [i]COLD![/i] *audience claps in the background* Anywho. *a limousine drives by filled with really pretty ladies* I'm going for a drive! Good fight and all that you win whatever! *gets in* See ya! *joy rides* [spoiler]with all honesty man. I can't find a difference between you and Sal. Besides spelling errors. Ponder about that will you? See ya.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Maybe you should get some bigger guns, or maybe take note of what you did that caused damage or staggered him. You tried to tank a tank. He's perfectly beatable, Cobalt has done it twice.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ya well cobalt is pretty beast so... Alright. I'll come with two fat mans next time. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You don't need THAT big of an explosive, but he's beatable. You gotta play around a little with tactics. I don't like when people just rush, I like to force them to figure out how to outsmart a tank.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]thats true. Sorry about before. I was pretty salty for some reason. Especially with you and cobalts characters bashing me[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok be like that[/spoiler] *is frozen.*
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[i]His MG3 screams to life, firing another barrage of bullets at you.[/i]
