A magic green monkey flying around Jupiter?
That would be awsome, if only he was real.
:(
Perhaps it could be a chimp that we send to space. He opens his capsule (because he's an idiot) and flies out into the space. He still has his space suit on so he can stillbreathe for like 7 hours.... I guess.
Then he drifts through some kind of radioactive dust and is granted magical abilities. His fur will progressively turn green as he travels to Jupiter.
Once he is there, he will orbit the gas giant forever.
If you look at Jupiter through a telescope during June or July, some days you will actually see a small green dot next to the planet. Scientists don't know what this object could be, but we all know it's him. The magic green monkey of Jupiter.
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