You must be a teenager, because:
1) "Bae"
2) Apparently neither you nor "bae" has their own place, which means:
3) You're living with your parents, which means:
4) You and "bae" will be broken up soon anyways, which means:
5) Go ahead and play Destiny.
"Bae" probably has Jamal and Tyrone on speed dial already.
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Apparently this guy got his girl taken by not one but 2 black guys. Sorry bout that bud
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[quote]You must be a teenager, because: 1) "Bae" 2) Apparently neither you nor "bae" has their own place, which means: 3) You're living with your parents, which means: 4) You and "bae" will be broken up soon anyways, which means: 5) Go ahead and play Destiny. "Bae" probably has Jamal and Tyrone on speed dial already.[/quote]
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Did ya have yourself a bad experience buddy? Im sure not all relationships are going on like that man.
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Hahahahahahahaha
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Who are Jamal and Tyrone? Oh they must be the generic African American names you've gone with because obviously, with your insight into this situation, someone here has to be black.
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That is quite possibly the most correct statement I've heard all day
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Its sad that if he said any average white names no one would care
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I feel like you're the type of guy that would go to a protest against oppression and shout "all lives matter"
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I PREFER TO SHOUT [b]"LET BERNIE SPEAK!!!"[/b]
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Edited by Goomy: 9/6/2015 3:57:56 PM
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BLACK LIVES MATTER is a movement. It's not saying Fück every other race and if you see it that way then your understanding on the matter is misinformed. Raising money for breast cancer research doesn't mean -blam!- everyone with prostate cancer now does it?
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Edited by Zeph: 9/6/2015 12:03:08 PMIt's because coloured gentlemen have the biggest willies therefore females are more likely to lodge themselves on them when the inferior male isn't looking. I'm a smurf by the way. Blue is the colour.[spoiler]Our willies are green though so many find them unpleasant. [/spoiler]
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Omg. Colored is not an acceptable term for black anymore. By your spelling I'm assuming you're English. Black people in America would take offense to that, so I wouldn't use it when communicating with Americans
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Why is it not acceptable in America? Did something happen?
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Yeah it's called the 20th century.
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My bad, I'm not American so I'm not familiar with what is considered politically correct in your country. In the UK coloured means black, the word black in my country is considered too blunt and an inconsiderate word to describe coloured people.
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I'm on mobile iOS and therefore can't convey eye rolling. And if I could, it wouldn't be anywhere near hard enough.
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Ahahahah
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#dead# at the last statement. *sings* I think you better call Tyrone!
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[spoiler]LONGDICK STYLE[/spoiler]
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Ohhh myyy