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Edited by Şpøöký ßëåř:
9/22/2015 8:08:50 PM
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A Comprehensive List of the Worst Things Ever
This is an ever expanding list of the Worst Things Ever. Comment with terrible things that we can all relate to. I'll get the dice rolling.
1. Tangled Headphones
2. Getting Clothes Caught on Doors
3. Dropping the Spoon into the Soup
4. Being Comfortable but Having to Pee
5. Splashback
6. Identifying Furniture with your Shins
7. Stepping on a Lego
8. Random Boners
9. Getting "Flat-tired"
10. Stubbing your Toe
11. Phone Too Bright at Night
12. Wet Shoes/Socks
13. Squeaky Styrofoam
14. Biting your Tongue
15. When you can't Sneeze
16. Forks Scratching Plates
17. Forgetting a Towel
18. Forgetting What You Were About to Do
19. Papercuts
20. Can't Find TV Remote
21. Breaking the Chip in the Dip
22. Mondays
23. Food Stuck in your Teeth
24. Brainfreeze
25. Bad Parking
26. Dropping your Phone on your Face
27. Running Out of Toilet Paper
28. Autocorrect
29. Your Socks Coming Off in your Shoe
30. Forgetting to Set the Alarm
31. Having to get up to Close the Door
32. Having to get up to turn off a Light
33. Having to leave in a Game
34. Teammates Getting you Killed
35. Sneezing at the Worst Time
36. Sand in your Shoes
37. Mosquitoes
38. Laughing in the Wrong Places
39. Warm Toilet Seat
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1 ReplyRealising you forgot to bring a towel to your shower and having to air dry or run out and get one.
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5 RepliesEdited by The Town Drunk: 9/7/2015 3:30:27 AMThe real term for random boners is NRB = No Reason Boner
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3 RepliesLAG SPIKES!
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1 ReplyTrying to take two of those skinny Legos apart
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1 ReplyWhen your wi-fi stops working.
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11 RepliesGetting spin-kicked in the shin by a scooter.
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1 ReplyLoose hair in the shower
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1 ReplyWhen you nut and she keeps sucking.
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1 ReplyElo hell
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1 ReplyWhen your asscrack is itchy in public
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3 RepliesEdited by Matt Boy52: 9/7/2015 1:49:05 AMNeeding to take a shit [i]right[/i] after you get out of the shower.
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26 RepliesIn other countries that list is: Getting shot Stepping on land mines Seeing your family murdered Starving to death Not having clean water Etc So really at the top of your list should be "Stupid people who create problems where there are none"
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5 RepliesEdited by Thaowel: 9/7/2015 12:59:41 AMwhen you want to sneeze but can't
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5 RepliesWaking up naked in a Denny's parking lot in someone else's Prius.
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3 RepliesItchy feet.
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6 RepliesGet up in the morning More tired than Goodyear (lol) Go into bathroom Strip down, head towards shower Slip in god knows what Hit head on tub ...... Wake up 3 hours later, massive headache, late for work, naked on cold as floor
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1 ReplyEdited by Lordbakon: 9/6/2015 9:07:12 PMBeing on the toilet without your phone
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1 ReplyPeople farting on a long road trip and you cant open a window because you'll freeze and the heats turned up and ultimately you cant do anything but suffocate.[spoiler]I'm in the car and my friend did this 5mins ago[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by DisablingBox18: 9/6/2015 9:12:55 PMPiss dribbling down your leg when you pull your pants up. Thinking you're about to fart but instead you soil yourself. About to sleep but you get the sudden urge to shit/piss. Dogs not on a leash when you're trying to do your jog. Parks fills with so much dog shit it's like a mine field. The walk sign not switching even though no cars are in sight (I jaywalked a few times because of this).
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1 ReplyTruck nuts.
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1 Reply[url=http://i.imgur.com/47ivGfA.jpg][/url] ...
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1 Reply#Destiny
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1 ReplyThe communities of fnaf,sonic,cod,and minecraft
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3 Replies1. Getting up 2. Going to sleep 3. Suns to bright 4. Night makes you paranoid 5. Ran out of milk
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4 RepliesButting your tongue
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8 Repliesscratching the end of your fork on your plate on accident when trying to eat pasta
