I'm going in, I'll bust down the door. If I don't make it tell my family that I love them I trust you.
*busts down door*
*gun shots*
Help! I've been hit! I got a few but those bastards shot me! Black Hawk down, Black Hawk down!
English
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Ma'am, I'm sorry to say but your husband went down in a blaze of glory fighting weeb trash last night. He died a hero defending us from the filthy weeaboos.
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*wife starts sobbing* How am I going to tell the kids, they were wondering where he was. I was an idiot, instead of bitching to him about not taking out the garbage and not letting out the dog, I should've told him to stay, I should have told him I loved him. Oh god.