I pose a question. Will you take the red pill or the blue pill?
You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
[spoiler]Inb4 no one gets the reference[/spoiler]
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Let me see if I got this straight. Blue Pill: Get so high I won't remember anything in the morning. Red Pill: Get so high it's permanent. Where's the I don't want any drugs button?