>be me >not gay >supre nice tho >also supre jock football stud man >approach pretty girl >she says, ew, go away >wat hell >approach prettier girl >um, hi, she says, do you need something >just wanted to kno wat dat mouf do >didnt say that >ask why people look at me funny >she laughs >i laugh >REALLY THOUGH I WANT TO KNO >she say, do you want to kno? >yeh >shows video >video shot through a bedroom window >video resembles self >video sucks >video becomes viral at skool >video is seen by teachers >videos of people watching video for first time >video is replayed in dreams >video is posted to facebook >video is sent to self by friends who deserve a fiery death >video is seen by one girl >one girl is hot chick >hot chick wants to help next time, says she >consider proposition >winning >hot chick comes over >hot chick gets me naked >hot chick goes to bathroom real quick >hot chick comes back to bedroom >hot chick is holding phone >hot chick laughs >i dont laugh >new nickname jack jack >pissed.jpeg