[quote]>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure >Women are not >Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside the vagina >Women do not >Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships >Women can, and most enjoy doing it >Dolphins do not mind if you -blam!- another dolphin >A woman will flip out if you -blam!- another woman >Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside. They won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. You can't even get them pregnant >Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women >If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a bimbo bitch who doesn't scare anyone >Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them >Dolphins give up easily >Dolphins do not demand more rights than men simply for having a vagina >Dolphins do not organize shitty feminist parades >You can swim and play with a dolphin in the ocean >Dolphins are more intelligent than women[/quote]