>be me >buff non-fig >evere1 h8's meh because im british >but da ladies love my accent >is reking scrubs in football *soccer* >american scrub picks up ball >thinks "fig americans" >remembers that handegg is just safe rugby >tackles the fuk out of him >andhisnameisjohncena.jpg >walsk away with ladies watching >juan of them says hello >i ignore her >im thinking "bitch pls" >does not get in trouble because american school >is now reking baller >i ride my bike to school next day >figs being figs >picking up the ball >tackles the shit out of em again >get up >gets out rugby ball >youbroughtthisuponyurself.jpg >rip them