[b][i]Greetings![/i][/b] also, [b][i]TGIF. [/i][/b]
Today we'll discuss $20 for emotes, and [b][i]tacos.[/i][/b]
Whenever I think of money, I think of tacos. It's a very easy way to think [b][i]"is that worth buying?"[/i][/b] For example, are those shoes worth [b][i]100 tacos?[/i][/b] The answer is no, I'd rather wear $5 generic shoes [b][i]WHILE EATING 100 TACOS.[/i][/b]
This brings us to the $20 [b][i]Collectors Edition Digital Upgrade.[/i][/b]
Imagine all of the dancing you've done in [b][i]Destiny.[/i][/b] All the times you've waved at someone you quick scoped. All the times you've had an [b][i]ether chest[/i][/b] pointed out to you. All the times you've sat on your friends ghost [b][i]after you pushed him off the cliff in VoG.[/i][/b]
After I thought about this, and remembered all of those glorious moments, I came to the conclusion [b][i]that now I need 20 tacos.[/i][/b] The new emotes [b][i]do[/i][/b] seem worth [b][i]20 tacos,[/i][/b] and so does 20 tacos. The only logical thing I can do now, [b][i]is buy the new emotes, and 20 tacos.[/i][/b]
[b]TTK[/b] will certainly be better while eating the tacos [b][i]and[/i][/b] dancing in the tower. It'd be nice if Bungie could give us a taco emote, shader, and class item, though. I would [b]THROW TACOS AT MY SCREEN [i]FOR THE TAKEN TACO COLLECTORS EDITION. [/i][/b] Something you should bring to the marketing team, Cozmo.
[b]Don't let other people tell you how to spend your tacos.[/b] If new emotes are worth their weight in tortilla, [b][i]go for it![/i][/b] If they aren't, [i]more tacos to ya.[/i]
[spoiler]This post was inspired by my being at Taco Bell right now and some other post belittling people that bought the CE.[/spoiler]
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Well, it really depends on the post taco diarrhea rate. With Taco Bell that's a risk to consider. Rate is much lower with emotes.
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[quote][b][i]Greetings![/i][/b] also, [b][i]TGIF. [/i][/b] Today we'll discuss $20 for emotes, and [b][i]tacos.[/i][/b] Whenever I think of money, I think of tacos. It's a very easy way to think [b][i]"is that worth buying?"[/i][/b] For example, are those shoes worth [b][i]100 tacos?[/i][/b] The answer is no, I'd rather wear $5 generic shoes [b][i]WHILE EATING 100 TACOS.[/i][/b] This brings us to the $20 [b][i]Collectors Edition Digital Upgrade.[/i][/b] Imagine all of the dancing you've done in [b][i]Destiny.[/i][/b] All the times you've waved at someone you quick scoped. All the times you've had an [b][i]ether chest[/i][/b] pointed out to you. All the times you've sat on your friends ghost [b][i]after you pushed him off the cliff in VoG.[/i][/b] After I thought about this, and remembered all of those glorious moments, I came to the conclusion [b][i]that now I need 20 tacos.[/i][/b] The new emotes [b][i]do[/i][/b] seem worth [b][i]20 tacos,[/i][/b] and so does 20 tacos. The only logical thing I can do now, [b][i]is buy the new emotes, and 20 tacos.[/i][/b] [b]TTK[/b] will certainly be better while eating the tacos [b][i]and[/i][/b] dancing in the tower. It'd be nice if Bungie could give us a taco emote, shader, and class item, though. I would [b]THROW TACOS AT MY SCREEN [i]FOR THE TAKEN TACO COLLECTORS EDITION. [/i][/b] Something you should bring to the marketing team, Cozmo. [b]Don't let other people tell you how to spend your tacos.[/b] If new emotes are worth their weight in tortilla, [b][i]go for it![/i][/b] If they aren't, [i]more tacos to ya.[/i] [spoiler]This post was inspired by my being at Taco Bell right now and some other post belittling people that bought the CE.[/spoiler][/quote] No truer words have ever been spoken
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Every time I buy the collectors edition there's cooler base-game content, lol.
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I would rather spend $20 on a ribeye.
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Could probably make atleast 50 tacos if you spent 20$ at grocery store for materials. Emotes >
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So will there be tacos when TTK launches? If not I'm canceling my preorder! [spoiler]The sarcasm is strong with this one.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Zemaille: 9/12/2015 3:54:01 PMI would [i]never[/i] spend any amount of money on Taco Bell tacos. You question reads "$20 for some cool-as-shit emotes and more, or get punched in the gut, poop for 3 straight hours, and then throw away $20" Obviously I'm buying the emotes.
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Hmm let me think should I spend 20 bucks to dance like a retard in middle of the Tower alone or For 25 $ I can get witcher 3 expansion pass which is 60 to 70 hours of gameplay hard decision right lmao XD
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For 20$ i can not buy any tacos here because i live in -blam!-in germany no chipotle no taco bell no in and out burger no wendys no pancakes no cold stone ice cream no krispy kremes no ihop no applebees no tgif no five guys We only have shitty mcdonalds kfc burger king and subway What the hell is this shit I need tacos chipotle and -blam!-in burgers
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I'm currently going to taco bell to get two two boxes. My bowels hate you for making me crave these devilish items.
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i rather have $20 worth of tacos than $20 emotes and class items, it should of been $10 instead
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Edited by ienjoyrocks: 9/14/2015 2:08:05 AMI approve of this analogy.
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I could go for $20 sushi. I was worried that I'd actually want the CE emotes but I can safely say my screen can do with one less money shower
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$20 dollars worth of tacos is definitely a better deal than the sprinkler dance
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10/10, laughed at the Taken Taco King.
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Lol im glad i clicked on this post
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Best analogy ever.
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A dollar for a taco? Wow... Food is so cheap where you live!
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Where is the nearest taco bell
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Taco Bell? Naaaaa taco truck yeassssssssds
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This was great, with all the trolls it good to see some real humor. Almost as if it was 2007 and we were playing halo 3 😥
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If it's Mas Tacos Por Favor in Nashville. Then yes.
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Edited by cxbar: 9/13/2015 4:41:43 PMtotally not scrolling #ponethepoon or whatever... [spoiler]PONE WHERES MY FRIEND REQUEST U NERD [/spoiler]
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Deadpool would be very upset with you for even talking about throwing tacos. You should eat tacos. Tacos>emotes. TACOS!