[b][i]Greetings![/i][/b] also, [b][i]TGIF. [/i][/b]
Today we'll discuss $20 for emotes, and [b][i]tacos.[/i][/b]
Whenever I think of money, I think of tacos. It's a very easy way to think [b][i]"is that worth buying?"[/i][/b] For example, are those shoes worth [b][i]100 tacos?[/i][/b] The answer is no, I'd rather wear $5 generic shoes [b][i]WHILE EATING 100 TACOS.[/i][/b]
This brings us to the $20 [b][i]Collectors Edition Digital Upgrade.[/i][/b]
Imagine all of the dancing you've done in [b][i]Destiny.[/i][/b] All the times you've waved at someone you quick scoped. All the times you've had an [b][i]ether chest[/i][/b] pointed out to you. All the times you've sat on your friends ghost [b][i]after you pushed him off the cliff in VoG.[/i][/b]
After I thought about this, and remembered all of those glorious moments, I came to the conclusion [b][i]that now I need 20 tacos.[/i][/b] The new emotes [b][i]do[/i][/b] seem worth [b][i]20 tacos,[/i][/b] and so does 20 tacos. The only logical thing I can do now, [b][i]is buy the new emotes, and 20 tacos.[/i][/b]
[b]TTK[/b] will certainly be better while eating the tacos [b][i]and[/i][/b] dancing in the tower. It'd be nice if Bungie could give us a taco emote, shader, and class item, though. I would [b]THROW TACOS AT MY SCREEN [i]FOR THE TAKEN TACO COLLECTORS EDITION. [/i][/b] Something you should bring to the marketing team, Cozmo.
[b]Don't let other people tell you how to spend your tacos.[/b] If new emotes are worth their weight in tortilla, [b][i]go for it![/i][/b] If they aren't, [i]more tacos to ya.[/i]
[spoiler]This post was inspired by my being at Taco Bell right now and some other post belittling people that bought the CE.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Stare_At_The_Sun: 9/11/2015 6:55:48 PMI don't know man, I love carne asada tacos, but I also love Destiny. Why not have both? I'll take both. Edit: this post trumps over 98% of the other threads on this forum. Good job, sir.
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But you can't turn emotes into explosive diarrhea the next day. So there's that. #MexicanGraffiti
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Taco, Taco! Burrito, Burrito! [spoiler]Taco flavoured kisses, honey![/spoiler]
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That must be one good taco to be $20.
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I am also pro taco
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Your name is pone the poon. +2 oz. shredded cheese to your tacos, sir.
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Damn. Now I have to get tacos for lunch.
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It's all about the beefy 5 layer, or the beefy crunch burrito
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How does this equate in burritos....I sure do love a bean burrito.
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Taco bell is terrible. Just saying
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If it's $20 emote versus $20 worth of tacos...I'll take the tacos.
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Both.... Murcia!!!
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Tacos
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10/10
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inb4 with the release of DLC #3 ( not counting TTK) all $20 emotes are now available to all.
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Reading this one more time before I leave work and grab some tacos. 😃
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Good one!
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When did $20 become so much to so many people.....are we still in a recession!?! I just spent $350 on a gtx 970 that I'll return to get a gtx 980 for $650. You guys need to get better at money management
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This threads makes me moist
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I'm not sure I totally understand this post... but I do think I like and agree with it.
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New emotes... $20 20 tacos... $20 1 hairy taco.... $40, lots of time and effort, and the possibility of no taco at all.
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The hunter gauntlets with the roach on them could pass as taco gauntlets. Previously known as la kukaracha gauntlets.
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I'll take the emotes, because the emotes won't make me have to shit my pants 30 minutes later lol.
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Lol Im gonna start doing this from now on
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Awesome
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One of the best comparisons I have ever seen. I will now ask myself if things are worth X amount of tacos, because tacos are actually a great unit of measurement.