[b][i]Greetings![/i][/b] also, [b][i]TGIF. [/i][/b]
Today we'll discuss $20 for emotes, and [b][i]tacos.[/i][/b]
Whenever I think of money, I think of tacos. It's a very easy way to think [b][i]"is that worth buying?"[/i][/b] For example, are those shoes worth [b][i]100 tacos?[/i][/b] The answer is no, I'd rather wear $5 generic shoes [b][i]WHILE EATING 100 TACOS.[/i][/b]
This brings us to the $20 [b][i]Collectors Edition Digital Upgrade.[/i][/b]
Imagine all of the dancing you've done in [b][i]Destiny.[/i][/b] All the times you've waved at someone you quick scoped. All the times you've had an [b][i]ether chest[/i][/b] pointed out to you. All the times you've sat on your friends ghost [b][i]after you pushed him off the cliff in VoG.[/i][/b]
After I thought about this, and remembered all of those glorious moments, I came to the conclusion [b][i]that now I need 20 tacos.[/i][/b] The new emotes [b][i]do[/i][/b] seem worth [b][i]20 tacos,[/i][/b] and so does 20 tacos. The only logical thing I can do now, [b][i]is buy the new emotes, and 20 tacos.[/i][/b]
[b]TTK[/b] will certainly be better while eating the tacos [b][i]and[/i][/b] dancing in the tower. It'd be nice if Bungie could give us a taco emote, shader, and class item, though. I would [b]THROW TACOS AT MY SCREEN [i]FOR THE TAKEN TACO COLLECTORS EDITION. [/i][/b] Something you should bring to the marketing team, Cozmo.
[b]Don't let other people tell you how to spend your tacos.[/b] If new emotes are worth their weight in tortilla, [b][i]go for it![/i][/b] If they aren't, [i]more tacos to ya.[/i]
[spoiler]This post was inspired by my being at Taco Bell right now and some other post belittling people that bought the CE.[/spoiler]
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Cool.
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Chicken Chimichangas are better.
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Damn, now I want some tacos and I'm stuck at work!
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Edited by Chicho_RX78: 9/12/2015 3:05:49 PMYeah I'm with the The Taken King*. Nothing has ever made so much sense. Why haven't I been making my calculations in tacos. Those dang Astros were not worth 200 tacos...jk they were worth the tacos.
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Weird thing is that this is one of the most logical posts I've seen on the forums.....I like this guy lol.
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This guy knows
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Scarily, one of the most sensible posts I've seen on these forums...
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[b][u]TACO[/u][/b]
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What if the one of the emotes was "eating a taco"?
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Lol nice
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Teach a man to play Destiny, and he makes his wife make his meals. Show a man where he can get $1 tacos , and he can eat forever.
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You should be a professor
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I'll pay X2 $20 or even X3 $20 for a complete and uncut Destiny soundtrack, complete with Music of the Spheres. I won't have tacos but I can always dance and do the emote, with glorious music in my ears. I want to throw money at my ears! TLTR: empty stomach<tacos<music Also #NeverForgetMotS
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Can you buy the upgrade now?
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Are you fat? [spoiler]and Mexican?[/spoiler]
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Mmmmm tacos........
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You took a meme and made it into a destiny post. The only reason I don't verbally destroy you is because I too enjoy the delicious taco taconess provided by tacos
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Such a stupid post
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Flawless argument, however please clarify the acceptable dollar rate per taco.
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You have just made my day tenfold. Seriously, the laugh you gave me really helped make my day better after being pummeled in five consecutive rift losses.
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Fine argument, though can't help but wonder if there will be free tacos....errrr emotes that you could possibly get through quests or random drops
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God damn it now I'm hungry...
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Think about it this way... You eat your tacos, you poo, fertilize the ground and your body and do good for nature as the cycle of life dictates... You eat 100 tacos, die of a heart attack, get buried, body decomposes, flora and fauna grow using the nutrients in your body, maybe your body's nutrients feed the growth of a sturdy oak tree. 100 years from now your majestic oak is cut down, some company makes it into a chair, and some guy sits in you while he too eats 100 tacos... Circle of life!!! In 15 years when destiny servers shut down... Poof... All your data gone... Like the whisper of a shadow of a ghost of a fart... Now you tell me... What's the better investment? Circle of Life? Or Ghost Fart?
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How do we buy them in game?
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Edited by Coyote_x_Starrk: 9/11/2015 11:30:17 PM[b]The fact that so many idiots are gonna actually spend $20 on emotes is the single most ignorant thing that has happened in console gaming in the last 3 years. You idiots are ruining the industry with your careless spending. These things used to be INCLUDED WITH THE -blam!-ING GAME, but are now being removed and sold separately due to the fact that they know that sheep like you people will pay for them. You people are an embarrassment.[/b]
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I buy tacos at jack in the box. That's 40 tacos for $20. So I'll be buying the new emotes while eating 40 tacos