It would be a little floating Satan head (red skin, little horns on the forehead, 1950's greaser hair, well-trimmed mustache and goatee...) with Antonio Banderas's voice coming out of it. Either Antonio Banderas or Ricardo Montalbon (RiP), either one will work for me. I'd actually pay for that. That would add a bit of depth to the game, and it would make me smile for once.