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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
9/12/2015 1:06:18 AM
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[b]The waiter walks over to you, and in a robotic voice says:[/b]
[u]ORDER...[/u]
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Alright, I will take some shrimp, chicken, fries, ranch, Raptor nuggets, T-Rex ribs, and the best beer you got. Oh yeah, and also fried pickles.
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[b]Your order falls from the sky, and the governor sits at the head of the table. He apparently ordered the largest sloppy joe ever, since one falls, breaking part of the table.[/b]
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*starts eating my raptor nuggets* Ya know. I expected these to be good. AND THEY ARE!!! *goes full on Pac Man and keeps eatting the food* *stops* I'll be back. *goes to the bathroom* [spoiler]plz say theres a chef in there or something[/spoiler]
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[b]Every single employee that works there is having a shit throwing fight.[/b]
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No!!! *runs out and climbs in the vents* *goes to the girl's bathroom* [spoiler]y u do dis[/spoiler]
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[b]The same is happening there.[/b]
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*crawls to the kitchen* [spoiler]YOU SAID [b]ALL[/b] EMPLOYEES WERE SO NONE IN THE KITCHEN[/spoiler]
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[b]A robot is seen, cooking all of the food.[/b]
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*I watch it*
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[b]It sees you.[/b]
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*drops down on it*
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[b]It catches you.[/b] [u]LIVE... GHOST... DELIVERED... TO... TABLE ... 4...[/u] [b]You are thrown into a machine.[/b]
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*makes sure my suit isn't damage*
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[b]It isn't... But you fall onto the table of 3 weird alien looking creatures.[/b]
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Sup. *gets up* So, hows the food?, *takes a bite*
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[b]You are the food. One stabs at you with an ethereal knife.[/b]
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[spoiler]WHAT!!![/spoiler], *rolls out of the way* See ya! *runs back to our table*
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[b]They stare.[/b]
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*sits down and starts eating again*
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[spoiler]New post[/spoiler]
