>Be me
>In class
>Second time I've had this class
>Three days into the new school year
>Every class has already done their icebreaker stuff>We kinda know each other
>Enter class
>Teacher decides to start another icebreaker
>"Let's play 2 truths and a lie to tell each other about ourselves"
>Goddammit.jpg
>We spend 10 minutes setting it up
>Kids in front of me laughing like crazy
>"Ok [random number 1], you go first"
>He stands up
>Kid starts laughing a bit
>"I love snowboarding"
>k
>"I enjoy playing video games"
>K
>kid can't read the last one>laughing too hard
>"and sometimes I cover my self in Vaseline, and roll on the floor pretending I'm a slug"
>FFS
>The next kid stands up to read his
>He starts laughing too
>Each kid proceeds to say memes as their lie
>HereLiesTheJoke.jpg
>Suddenly one of these kids pulls out a phone
>"I love computers"
>kid opens up music app
>"I love watching TV"
>Kid taps on a playlist and scrolls to find a single song>volume at full
>"and my dad is a former member of the United States military"
>class is dead -blam!-ing silent
>kid taps on song
>"AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA"
>Song is WAY -blam!-ing louder than expected
>He plugged it into his speakers
> the principal walks by the class
>He starts yelling
>"HEY! WHO's PLAYING THAT MUSIC"
>he bangs on the door
>It's locked
>ShitstormInbound.jpg
>Teacher runs over
>She opens the door
>Gets on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur