Every -blam!-in day I like to smoke mole Stinky fat buds chopped up in a bowl Pack a fat cone cover the hole When I get old I'll be on the dole. Every -blam!-in day I like to smoke mole Stinky fat buds chopped up in a bowl Pack a fat cone cover the hole Bad for ya lungs C unt good for ya soul. Don't listen to the words of ya father Smoking bongs is -blam!-in guaranteed 2 make ya smarter, Blaze up the bowl, raid ya mums lighter ! -blam!-ing big sangers with cheese and tomata. I don't care I dont give a -blam!- ! If I can't cop a stick but I'll properly get cut Them sk8ers got the whole thing wrong Coz of it not a 1/2 pipe it's a bucket bong My mum -blam!-in hates the smell, So I spray a bit of Lynx and the scrag can't tell! So hand chain the microphone, stfu and pack me a fat cone!