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Edited by Lord Fried: 3/13/2015 6:16:46 PM
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What causes tension between Hunters and Warlocks??

I've seen the 'floofing about' and 'we taught them to blink' statements on Warlock gear but is there more stuff in the Grimoire? Also, even without the grimoire, I see alot of back and forth between Warlocks and Hunters on a daily basis. Are Warlocks just jealous nerds, are Hunters just stuck up cool kids? Edit 1: It's funny how the Titans just sit back with popcorn watching all this go down. Edit 2: I'm seeing claims of sexual tension, very interesting stuff! Edit 3 - You gotta admit, 'Floof' is a very funny word Edit 4 - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Edit 5 - Uhm, is this thread going out of control? Edit 6 - So, claims of Hunters hopping around like bunnies are pretty funny. Edit 7 - So many replies!! Thanks. Edit 8 - So Warlocks floof and Hunters bunny hop.... Edit 9 - MalPen is the only Warlock allowed to eat popcorn with the Titans...he brought beer. Edit 10 - It has been speculated that the 'squishy' floofy Warlocks are just pretending to be friends with the Titans just so they can use them as muscle against the Hunters.....the plot thickens

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  • Edited by Snarkii: 9/12/2015 6:09:47 PM
    Well, Hunters and Warlocks are two [i]very[/i] different classes. Hunters are out in the wild, rarely take showers or baths. Warlocks take frequent showers and bathe with strawberry bubble bath. Hunters are indeed the "cool kids". Too cool for school. Warlocks are "nerds". School rules. Warlock woke up Hunter one time to practice their loyalty to the sun, Hunter went back to sleep, Warlock was all like "DO YOU EVEN PRAISE?!" Hunters are like chocolate and Warlocks are like vanilla. Titans be strawberry... they're just there... Warlocks aren't fans of cloaks because of the death rate from wearing them. Hunters don't like robes, because, and I quote: "Bathrobes are supposed to stay in bathrooms". Neither Warlock nor Hunters can truly be the best, they can only fight for second place, they need to get on the Titan's level. Because Titan's are in a whole 'nother league and we all know it.

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