Hunter: I don't know what's wrong with Warlocks * sneaks a smoke bomb in Warlock's pillow* They seem to just like to hating on us Hunters! I mean seriously what did we ever do to them?
(Hunter then gets a compilation of flashbacks)
*Hunter trips Warlock down the stairs near the Speaker*
*Hunter fills Warlock's vault with common gear*
*Hunter dumps trash over Warlock while he's flirting with Amanda Holliday*
*Hunter messes with the brakes on the Warlock's sparrow*
*Hunter hides Warlock's notes with Cayde-6*
*Hunter "borrows" some glimmer from Warlock*
*Hunter messes with the Warlock's hot shower water, takes Warlock's clothes, and runs around the tower with an angry Warlock in a bath towel close behind*
*Hunter makes a deal with Oryx to prank Warlock by having raid boss froms king's fall spawn in the tower then post the video on GuardianTube*
(Back to the present)
Hunter:...Yup we did nothing to them...Oh here he comes *hides behind a couch brings out a ghost to record*
Warlock: Whoooo! I just got a date with Amanda! I just got a date with Amanda! *dances*
Hunter: (whispers) Holy shit she finally said yes!?
Warlock: Alright time to get some sleep, I gotta stay fresh for tomorrow, cause I know the ladies like a fresh man *lies down on the pillow and causes the smoke/stink bomb to detonate*
Warlock: WHAT THE F- WHO? WHAT? ARGH THAT SMELL! OH GOD IT'S HORRIBLE!
Hunter: *comes out of cover* HAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
Warlock: COME ON DUDE I'VE GOT A DATE WITH AMANDA TOMORROW! *Smells again* OH GOD I DON'T THINK ALL THE AIR FRESHENERS IN WORLD CAN GET RID OF THIS!!
Hunter: *laughing* Well I hope Amanda likes smelly men because GODDAMN do you smell! HAHAHAHA
Warlock: *Chases Hunter around the tower* I SWEAR TO GOD HUNTER WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU NO GHOST IN EXISTENCE CAN BRING YOU BACK!!!!
*Hunter and Warlock run by the Speaker*
Speaker: *Smells* Is this the stench of darkness?
Hunter: HEY CHILL OUT BRO! Oh is that Amanda over there?
Warlock: *Stops immediately and looks around* Huh!? Where!?
Hunter: Never mind that was just Eva *runs off*
Warlock: GET BACK HERE!!!* runs after Hunter*
*Hunter and Warlock running in circles around the Vanguard and Titan shows up*
Titan: Hey guys what's going...oh...again *sighs, puts both arms out and grabs them both*
Titan: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!? *Slaps both of them across the face then tightly grips their necks* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELVES!!!
Zavala: *Titan still yelling in the background* Titan...they're turning blue.
Cayde-6: Like you?
Zavala: Huh?
Cayde: Nothing.
Titan: Oh sorry I got carried away *scratches head* Sooo. um, what happened?
Warlock:IcamehomeafteraskingAmandaoutandwantedtogotosleepbutHunterputastinkbombundermypillowand then-
Titan: Hold up hold up what?
Hunter: He asked out Amanda and she said yes.
Titan: Holy shit she finally said yes!?
Hunter: That's what I said!
Titan: Well I hope she likes smelly guys 'cause HOOOWEEE do you stink!!
Warlock: All thanks that to that bastard * Points at Hunter*
Hunter: Hey now I was just trying to protect you from the heartbreak when she doesn't show up tomorrow!
Warlock:...
Hunter:...
Titan:...
Zavala:...
Ikora:...
Cayde-6:...Holy shit!!
Warlock: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
I hope you all enjoyed that little skit. In all seriousness though I think Warlocks, Hunters, and Titans share a sibling like bond where Warlocks are the mature brother/sister that has the brain of a genius and Hunters are the immature brother/sister that live to be a pain in a Warlock's ass! and the Titan is like the older brother/sister that keeps them all together. I mean, judging from the lore and overall attitudes between the classes.
Edit#1: Thanks for the support you guys! It really makes my day :)
Edit#2: Hey friends I just posted another skit. It's supposed to be continuation...well kind of...yeah...Anyways I really hope you like it :)
[url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/155155002/0/0[/url]
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Best post I've read so far!
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Why thank you good sir!
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Everytime a titan tells me: "do you even lift bro?" I say: "do you even blink?" OHHHHHH BURRRRRN!!! Everytime a hunter tells me: "do you even blink yourself?" I say: "Naw, too badass for that shit." OHHHH well, not really burn
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He didnt write it... I did
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Loved it. Thanks!
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Glad you did :)
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That was a waste of your time.
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Edited by Ghostfire239: 11/5/2015 6:59:14 PMBut it isn't a waste of your time to read the skit, and to post a comment about how it's a waste of time? Hmm interesting!
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I meant it was a waste of time for me to read that because I need to get on with my work. I think it was really good.
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Oh well sorry to waste your time then...GET BACK TO WORK!!!
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Very nice!
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Thanks :)
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Bravo! I love finding humorous skits like this.
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Edited by Ghostfire239: 11/4/2015 10:49:42 PM*bows* Thank you! I do quite a lot of these :)
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This gave me a laugh
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Well I'm glad to have given it to you!
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I don't hate them. I just don't trust them. Probably goes back to the early days, crossing the bridge to the final part of the Garden's Spire mission, where you fight the Primus. Every single time, the warlock would look at the bridge, say, "Screw that. Good luck!" and then proceed to floof across the gap, leaving me to handle all the enemies on the bridge. It wasn't difficult, but every time I'd get to the other side, it was always, "Hey! What kept you? Nice of you to join us". Not "me", "us". Heh...
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Bump plz
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This was great
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Thanks :)
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So the problem is because hunters actually like warlocs enough to mess with them? Atleast thats what i see.
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Yup, but they never understand that...why?...I guess I have to prank them more to get my message across!
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Hunter:*throws a smokebomb at warlock* Warlock *gets more mad than he already is and starts gathering void energy to make a nova bomb* Hunter:uh-oh *runs away* Warlock:you're not getting away*throws nova bomb at hunter and makes a huge explosion that knocks the hunter out*