Hunter: I don't know what's wrong with Warlocks * sneaks a smoke bomb in Warlock's pillow* They seem to just like to hating on us Hunters! I mean seriously what did we ever do to them?
(Hunter then gets a compilation of flashbacks)
*Hunter trips Warlock down the stairs near the Speaker*
*Hunter fills Warlock's vault with common gear*
*Hunter dumps trash over Warlock while he's flirting with Amanda Holliday*
*Hunter messes with the brakes on the Warlock's sparrow*
*Hunter hides Warlock's notes with Cayde-6*
*Hunter "borrows" some glimmer from Warlock*
*Hunter messes with the Warlock's hot shower water, takes Warlock's clothes, and runs around the tower with an angry Warlock in a bath towel close behind*
*Hunter makes a deal with Oryx to prank Warlock by having raid boss froms king's fall spawn in the tower then post the video on GuardianTube*
(Back to the present)
Hunter:...Yup we did nothing to them...Oh here he comes *hides behind a couch brings out a ghost to record*
Warlock: Whoooo! I just got a date with Amanda! I just got a date with Amanda! *dances*
Hunter: (whispers) Holy shit she finally said yes!?
Warlock: Alright time to get some sleep, I gotta stay fresh for tomorrow, cause I know the ladies like a fresh man *lies down on the pillow and causes the smoke/stink bomb to detonate*
Warlock: WHAT THE F- WHO? WHAT? ARGH THAT SMELL! OH GOD IT'S HORRIBLE!
Hunter: *comes out of cover* HAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
Warlock: COME ON DUDE I'VE GOT A DATE WITH AMANDA TOMORROW! *Smells again* OH GOD I DON'T THINK ALL THE AIR FRESHENERS IN WORLD CAN GET RID OF THIS!!
Hunter: *laughing* Well I hope Amanda likes smelly men because GODDAMN do you smell! HAHAHAHA
Warlock: *Chases Hunter around the tower* I SWEAR TO GOD HUNTER WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU NO GHOST IN EXISTENCE CAN BRING YOU BACK!!!!
*Hunter and Warlock run by the Speaker*
Speaker: *Smells* Is this the stench of darkness?
Hunter: HEY CHILL OUT BRO! Oh is that Amanda over there?
Warlock: *Stops immediately and looks around* Huh!? Where!?
Hunter: Never mind that was just Eva *runs off*
Warlock: GET BACK HERE!!!* runs after Hunter*
*Hunter and Warlock running in circles around the Vanguard and Titan shows up*
Titan: Hey guys what's going...oh...again *sighs, puts both arms out and grabs them both*
Titan: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!? *Slaps both of them across the face then tightly grips their necks* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELVES!!!
Zavala: *Titan still yelling in the background* Titan...they're turning blue.
Cayde-6: Like you?
Zavala: Huh?
Cayde: Nothing.
Titan: Oh sorry I got carried away *scratches head* Sooo. um, what happened?
Warlock:IcamehomeafteraskingAmandaoutandwantedtogotosleepbutHunterputastinkbombundermypillowand then-
Titan: Hold up hold up what?
Hunter: He asked out Amanda and she said yes.
Titan: Holy shit she finally said yes!?
Hunter: That's what I said!
Titan: Well I hope she likes smelly guys 'cause HOOOWEEE do you stink!!
Warlock: All thanks that to that bastard * Points at Hunter*
Hunter: Hey now I was just trying to protect you from the heartbreak when she doesn't show up tomorrow!
Warlock:...
Hunter:...
Titan:...
Zavala:...
Ikora:...
Cayde-6:...Holy shit!!
Warlock: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
I hope you all enjoyed that little skit. In all seriousness though I think Warlocks, Hunters, and Titans share a sibling like bond where Warlocks are the mature brother/sister that has the brain of a genius and Hunters are the immature brother/sister that live to be a pain in a Warlock's ass! and the Titan is like the older brother/sister that keeps them all together. I mean, judging from the lore and overall attitudes between the classes.
Edit#1: Thanks for the support you guys! It really makes my day :)
Edit#2: Hey friends I just posted another skit. It's supposed to be continuation...well kind of...yeah...Anyways I really hope you like it :)
[url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/155155002/0/0[/url]
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*massive applause* Please continue this fantastic work my friend, it was beautiful ;v;
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Thank you! *bows*
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XD so true.
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Awesome lol. Could be a weekly sitcom shared here somehow and I'd watch it for sure
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Thanks friend. Who knows maybe there is a way for a weekly sitcom to take place within this amazing community :)
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Thanks
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Lmao nice
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Thank you!
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Titan oldest sibling Hunter and warlock twins Warlock: nerd who can barley get a girl or guy Hunter: badass that is good at everything
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[quote]Titan oldest sibling Hunter and warlock twins Warlock: nerd who can barley get a girl or guy Hunter: badass that is good at everything[/quote] HEY I could get a girlfriend if I wanted!!! I just ... Choose not to. Yeah that's it!!
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It's okay now we all now about you and Robert... [spoiler]JK! JK! Don't be mad at me pls[/spoiler]
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Better story than all of destiny...
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And Twilight
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Oh you're just saying that!
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I might wanna make a little animation or comic of this if possible XD
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Edited by Ghostfire239: 9/15/2015 12:10:11 AMPlease feel free to do so! I would love to do it myself but i'm quite bad at drawing if i do say so myself!...wait...i shouldn't be proud of that...damn.
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lol awesome!! I'll get to working on it then :)
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Edited by Ghostfire239: 9/14/2015 5:12:54 AMIn that case we should keep in touch!...oh you're...you're PlayStation...damn...THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS!! Well I guess I'll just have to follow you instead. I can't wait to see what you do! Good luck to you Guardian! :)
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Edited by AthosEpyon: 9/14/2015 7:40:29 AMThanks! I'll do my best to make it as great as I can :D Edit: I'm going to make this based from my characters and the only problem is my warlock is female. I might have to change the story up a bit
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No problemo bro!
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Pretty entertaining if I do say so myself.
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Thanks :)
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You should write a destiny story or something :)
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Edited by Ghostfire239: 9/14/2015 5:05:45 AMI would but unfortunately I'm so lazy I make a sloth look like an an Olympic athlete. However the thought has passed through my mind a couple times, so maybe in the future, but for now I just make small skits like these. Thanks for the suggestion though :)