Anyone else feeling sick too? A lot of my friends are coming down with something and it's only the ones that play Destiny. Seems like it will be worse come Tuesday. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit: I think we are getting the VoG virus and I think it's spreading fast.
Edit 2: There's other forms spreading. So far there's:
VTD (vexualy transmitted disease)
"Something "microscopic" stirs in the depths of the hellmouth. A hive super virus" bred for unspeakable purpose." - KamakaZ
And a few cases of Harpes.
Edit 3: Wow guys! We are trending and on the highest rated list!!! Last I checked number at #3. Didn't expect this. I guess it's official, it has become an EPEDEMIC. Spread the word. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 4: Here's some more diseases:
Ocularrectalvirus - can't see your ass going to work.
LDS - Launch Day Syndrome.
Edit 5: Number 1 top rated list!!!!! Awesome guys.
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sorry but whats coming next tuesday?
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Well too bad I was sick last week(legitimately) but I wouldn't be allowed to miss school even if I was sick this week. My parents would assume that I'm just trying to get out of school for ttk
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It's been identified as the Croat strain of the oryxes virus the cdc has been called
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You've got harpes ;)
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I am on call this week, so I will be up late performing system maintenance and working from home. And by working from home, I mean I will be playing Destiny. Oh... the topsy turvy life that is working in IT! :)
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I dont need to be sick, it launches pretty much as soon as I get home from work and the boss has conveniantly closed work for the rest of the week because he is 'sick'. :)
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Yeah I think Oryx himself has poisoned us
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ITT: lazy people with no responsibilities
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I have school :(
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I have the cold and this offends me.
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Desticular disease
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I have an ear infection that has swelled my ear to the point of me not being able to really hear out of it, and I'm going to work tomorrow. [spoiler]I won't go to the doctors though :/[/spoiler]
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Called being lazy
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Sorry, I've come down with launch day syndrome. It lasts for about a week and the symptoms include severe lack of motivation for work. The only cure is being quarantined at home with plenty of snacks and beverages and a good internet connection with a game console. I hope you can understand my disease.
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Yea I'm feeling like I'm going to eat something bad later and the only cure will be playing Destiny all day tomorrow.
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"They'll find ways to miss work.... They always do"
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I blame Xylar
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it's an epidemic
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Destonic Plague I heard was going around.
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Unemployed/between law school and a job. So... no need to get sick.
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Na. I feel good
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Hey boss I think I might have to miss work today. I feel that it is My destiny.
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Dear manager, I won't be able to come in to work this week. I have food poisoning, the flu, the gout, shingles, and erectile dysfunction...
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I ate some bad atheon applesauce and I have to get some supplicants
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Have 5 meetings tomorrow with people who actually are sick and currently cant work a job (serious illness,stress reactions ect.)... I think my game can wait while i try and get them back to work ;) But srsly... kill shit for me too! (And dont take your job for granted!)