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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
9/14/2015 5:03:33 AM
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[b]The swat van arrives at a police station. Everyone is taken to the same holding cell.[/b]
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*Stumbles out off the cell* [i]Jesus Christ...[/i] *A nearby guard explodes into an eye ball strewn paste* [i]I just want to go home man...[/i] *Picks up his gun* [i]Hello? Where is everyone?[/i]
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[spoiler]post of the new variety[/spoiler]
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[b]There are no guards. The entire area seems deserted.[/b]
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Put me in my own solitary cell please.
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[spoiler]Ayyy new post[/spoiler]
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[b]No one is around to hear your request.[/b]
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*keeps banging on the bars*
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[b]The bars are banged.[/b]
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*doesn't stop*
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[spoiler]New post[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]kk[/spoiler]
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[b]Bars bend a bit.[/b]
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[b]I walk in, and get arrested[/b] "Shit" [b]I see dead pool[/b] "Why r u here?"
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[b]a man is in the cell He looks like he's been there for a while[/b] So, whatcha in for?
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I killed a guy with mental problems
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The governor? You must be the one with mental problems
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Yeah him. Technically he killed himself though. I tackled him and he puked and suffocated in it.
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Must be the party I'm in here for being too badass The names waroman
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Tell me the real reason your in Waroman.
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Mercenary work
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Who did you kill?
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A lot I'm thinking of escaping this prison I need something, my shades
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I can get them for you. Describe them to me.
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There sunglasses, the source of my badassery
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Alright. I'll get them. But tell me, how did you get caught?
