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9/15/2015 12:32:09 AM
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[spoiler]OH MY PANTS.[/spoiler]
Stephenson collapses, then slowly rises.
Something in his face seems to... shift.
His nose begins to bleed.
The private detective rolls his shoulders, and his eyes lock onto the faraway sniper's nest.
A low humming seems to emanate from him, and suddenly a compact rifle with quadruped barrels is in his hands.
Stephenson's voice is cold and flat.
The voice of a dead man.
[b]Agent Crane online. Target acquired.[/b]
The rifle spins up, and a hail of bullets literally cuts the top off of the building the sniper is in.
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[i]The sniper is gone before the building is shredded, moving across the rooftops using a grappling hook similar to that from Just Cause.[/i]
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Crane continues tracking the target, deploying his own grapple in pursuit.
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 9/15/2015 12:40:55 AM[i]His systems jam due to a heavy, strange frequency, and the target is lost. As he is on his grapple, suddenly, another bullet, a pistol round, severs the wire.[/i]
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Crane falls, and you realize that he no longer has his cybernetic augments. In fact, as he plummets, you realize that he has returned to normal, with the strange weapon vanishing from his hand. Stephenson hits a passing dump truck full of pillows and is knocked out, although to any observer, including the mystery sniper, he is dead.
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[spoiler]Not so fast I've got a bounty on you....[/spoiler] [i]The figure zeroes in on the truck, and jumps towards it, landing on the protection plate over the cab.[/i] [spoiler]And what kind of dump truck carries pillows?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]WHO IS PUTTING THESE BOUNTIES ONTO ME?![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]All teh pepes. I can't divulge my sources like that. Oh, falling from that height would still likely kill you even if it was into pillows. Break your spine again, or your neck or skull.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]The universe works in strange ways.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]All I'm gonna say is that those are some soft pillows. Also, this isn't GTA Online, and I really don't like it when people go after me at random. In future, please let me know if someone contacts you in an attempt on my characters, so I can report them to the admins. Thanks![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Can't divulge my information, like I said. I take contracts. I don't discriminate.[/spoiler]
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The stranger slips into the shadows and follows the truck to recover to what he believes is a dead body
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Edited by Ex PI: 9/15/2015 12:50:47 AMWhen the truck stops, the Stranger finds naught but a pile of dented memory foam pillows and a badly keyholed bullet, which appears to have bounced off of some kind of bulletproof coat or jacket. ((New post.))
