"Woah I can sort of do the eye thing but I have to use these"
-He lays down 20 Different lenses for his monocle-
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*laughs*.... Wow... Just wow... You're to funny Theron.
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"What It's true each lens has a different magnetic though I do try to be funny"
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Yeah, cuz that isn't obvious.., I'm getting chased by cops, first thing you do I crack a joke..
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"Yes a joke makes people smile it breaks the ice and is a conversation starter, I would be lost without jokes"
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True... You'd probably have gotten shoved off that roof if it weren't for your jokes... And you'd have never gotten to talk to me.
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"You would have shoved me off that's nice besides it's usually just corny jokes"
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Really? I could never tell
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"Yep just corny ones most of the time" -He couldn't pick up on the sarcasm-
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I was being sarcastic... *yells next sentence* Waitress! Another beer!
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"What oh i'm never great with that"
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Huhhhh.... I just guess I'll have to deal with it...
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"Yeah sorry i'm trying to learn how to pick it up"
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Here's a hint: voice that I'm using now-realistic This voice *uses same one from earlier when saying she could never tell*-sarcastic
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"Huh okay you talk like that allot then huh"
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Not all the time... But, it's just how I am.., u have ur jokes, I have sarcasm
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"That is true I guess so I wonder how many beer's can you have before your proparly hammered"
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I dunno... If that goddamn waitress would get my beer maybe we could see.... Until then I guess we'll just have to sit here and talk... Not that I mind
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"Well I could be with worse company" -The waitress brings you back 2 whole kegs of beer- "Well that should hold you off for a while"
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*Laughs* ok then...
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"well then I guess one or two more won't hurt me" -He get's another bottle while watching the TV-
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Bottoms up... *Starts chugging keg... Gets 1/4 down*
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-He drinks a little bit of his first bottle- "So anyway for your room in the apartment don't worry about rent"
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Ok... Thanks
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Ok... Thanks
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"Don't have to sound like your in debt i'd do it for any other friend of mine, also if you need help carrying any luggage let me know"