"You would have shoved me off that's nice besides it's usually just corny jokes"
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Really? I could never tell
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"Yep just corny ones most of the time" -He couldn't pick up on the sarcasm-
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I was being sarcastic... *yells next sentence* Waitress! Another beer!
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"What oh i'm never great with that"
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Huhhhh.... I just guess I'll have to deal with it...
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"Yeah sorry i'm trying to learn how to pick it up"
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Here's a hint: voice that I'm using now-realistic This voice *uses same one from earlier when saying she could never tell*-sarcastic
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"Huh okay you talk like that allot then huh"
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Not all the time... But, it's just how I am.., u have ur jokes, I have sarcasm
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"That is true I guess so I wonder how many beer's can you have before your proparly hammered"
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I dunno... If that goddamn waitress would get my beer maybe we could see.... Until then I guess we'll just have to sit here and talk... Not that I mind
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"Well I could be with worse company" -The waitress brings you back 2 whole kegs of beer- "Well that should hold you off for a while"
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*Laughs* ok then...
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"well then I guess one or two more won't hurt me" -He get's another bottle while watching the TV-
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Bottoms up... *Starts chugging keg... Gets 1/4 down*
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-He drinks a little bit of his first bottle- "So anyway for your room in the apartment don't worry about rent"
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Ok... Thanks
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Ok... Thanks
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"Don't have to sound like your in debt i'd do it for any other friend of mine, also if you need help carrying any luggage let me know"
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I know I'm not in debt, not with you... You made that clear last time
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"Well just making sure to clear it up you make it sound like i just shot you" -He says while looking at her-
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Edited by Dougie: 9/16/2015 5:28:57 AMReally? Well, if I did let me clear it up: I understand that you help people out and don't expect them to be in your debt. *looks back at Theron while saying it*
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"Yeah what about it though it's called helping somebody out a friend"
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What do you mean 'what about it'?
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"So anyway the next situation if you need anything in the apartment don't Feel to bad to bother me, oh yeah and if you want to use the shower make sure to bring clothes with you before you go in because i sleep in the living room"