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9/16/2015 8:41:47 PM
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The reason Trump must win!

Kanye vs Trump debate in 2020.

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  • >The year is 2066 >Wake up, turn on TNN (Trump News Network) >Watch the destruction from the Blitzkrieg of Europe >Think to myself "Thank God I live in Trumptopia" >Look outside my window >Notice the Trumpstapo kick down my neighbors door >They drag out my neighbor, Francisco Pedro Alejandro Gomez >Trumpstapo force him onto his knees >A man in solid gold comes up to my neighbor, closely followed by his guards, the Trumpen-SS >I squint and notice that it's him, it's really him >Trump the Ever-Living >Trump the Undying >Trump the Conqueror >The other neighbors started to gather around >"You're illegal aren't you?" Our Lord asked >"No senor, no no!" >"That's what they all say" >The Trumpstapo got him on his feet "What should we do with him, my Lord?" >The Trumptator smirked >My neighbors begin to chant >"Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall!" >"Send him to the Wall! Take him away!" >My neighbors cheer and celebrate >Several days later >Turn on TNN >On Fridays, TNN live streams the Wall >All the illegals found that week are stood up on top of the Great Trump Wall >Notice my neighbor is among them >A man in solid gold appears on top of the Wall >How he gets there is unknown, he just does it, he's Trump the Ever-living >The camera zooms in on our Lord >"To all illegals that continue to taint Trumptopia, I will find you. And I will stump you." >Lord Trump begins to kick each illegal one by one off the wall >Their screams echo and quickly disappear as they fall to their death >Those that came to Wall to see the action live shout "STUMPED" after each illegal is kicked What a great time to be alive

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    • Except Kanye would actually improve this country, instead of strengthening a corrupt aristocracy.

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      • [quote]Kanye vs Trump debate in 2020.[/quote]

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      • Edited by f3: 9/17/2015 3:52:27 AM
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        Trump is legitimately retarded. "Assimilate." "You live in America, speak American." What a -blam!-ing racist. "Only illegals are in gangs. If I could, I'd kick out anyone with dark skin. Amen."

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        • That should be the prequel for the movie Idiocracy

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        • If you read the prince you would relieve all of this is just an act he is accually a really good guy and will probely be good for America

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          • Trump & Cena 2016

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          • Not winning won't stop him from running again.

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          • Gotta admit, that would be interesting

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