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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
9/16/2015 10:30:20 PM
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*blade goes through*
Whoaaaa that feels funny.
*turns around and grabs her face. And heats up to a thousand degrees. Making her entire suit of Armour burn like a thousand suns*
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*it disappears revealing her to be a female god*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 9/17/2015 12:22:26 AM[spoiler]how would I know she's a god lol.[/spoiler] Wait...I'm gunna do some deduction here. [spoiler]maybe flow with it cuz I think I know what your doing.[/spoiler] Assuming from the amount of anger yet calmness you are looking for sithis because he betrayed you. Not politically but...romantically? That or you just want to kill him! Sorry I've been reading a lot of Sherlock Holmes..,.
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The first guess was correct
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Ah! Great! So you don't want to kill him?
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No. Im going to enslave him in my realm.
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Oh....that isn't very pleasant.... So like...a...slave for*ahem*pleasure?
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No. *takes a hand crosssbows out and shoots you*
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*it goes through* Still tickles!!!
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Creep. *a dart goes imto your neck and knocks you out as she looks for Sithis*
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[spoiler]bro. It doesn't work.[/spoiler] *sleeps and goes back to normal form*
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*kicks your ribs and walks away to find Sithis*
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*is still dreaming and sleeping* [spoiler]that was anti-climactic [/spoiler]
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*you are woken up by Sithis slapping you*
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*wakes up* Oh! Some chick wants you as your sex slave!
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Wat did you hit your head that hard?
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What? No?! Some chick came by and killed Utah,Elle,Isidro and the other dude!
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Utah..... what type of armor did she have?
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Black. Heavy duty. Had a great sword and a crossbow. And DEFINITELY,and old flame of yours.
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....-blam!-. it was the goddes Astrid. My only godly affair. She probably wants to enslave me since I left her and somehow news spreads fast about..... things.
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What...about you banging Emily?
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I did not bang her. So.... did she say she wanted to enslave me? She is the goddess of the void afterall.
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Fu- *Astrid comes out of your shadow and throws a raisen in my mouth then knockes me out* Bye. *she begins to run with me*
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[spoiler]my shadow is dead.[/spoiler] *hookblades around her leg tripping her* *turns dial on pants to run faster*
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[spoiler]Sithis gave it back.[/spoiler] *she turns and shoots you with a crossbow*
