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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
9/17/2015 12:38:04 AM
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Ah! Great! So you don't want to kill him?
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No. Im going to enslave him in my realm.
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Oh....that isn't very pleasant.... So like...a...slave for*ahem*pleasure?
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No. *takes a hand crosssbows out and shoots you*
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*it goes through* Still tickles!!!
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Creep. *a dart goes imto your neck and knocks you out as she looks for Sithis*
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[spoiler]bro. It doesn't work.[/spoiler] *sleeps and goes back to normal form*
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*kicks your ribs and walks away to find Sithis*
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*is still dreaming and sleeping* [spoiler]that was anti-climactic [/spoiler]
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*you are woken up by Sithis slapping you*
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*wakes up* Oh! Some chick wants you as your sex slave!
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Wat did you hit your head that hard?
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What? No?! Some chick came by and killed Utah,Elle,Isidro and the other dude!
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Utah..... what type of armor did she have?
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Black. Heavy duty. Had a great sword and a crossbow. And DEFINITELY,and old flame of yours.
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....-blam!-. it was the goddes Astrid. My only godly affair. She probably wants to enslave me since I left her and somehow news spreads fast about..... things.
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What...about you banging Emily?
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I did not bang her. So.... did she say she wanted to enslave me? She is the goddess of the void afterall.
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Fu- *Astrid comes out of your shadow and throws a raisen in my mouth then knockes me out* Bye. *she begins to run with me*
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[spoiler]my shadow is dead.[/spoiler] *hookblades around her leg tripping her* *turns dial on pants to run faster*
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[spoiler]Sithis gave it back.[/spoiler] *she turns and shoots you with a crossbow*
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Utah..... what type of armor did she have?
