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But... He died :(
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Which is why we need to remember him in the way he wanted to be remembered, as the brave soldier that stood before death and told death that it was death's time to go, not his.
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Ha funny
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But ... He died! That doesn't make him Death's defier. That makes him Death's Bitch. He should be called Bartholomew, Death's Bitch! ... Or Bartholomew, the Really Unlucky Elevator Repair Guy.
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Okay fine.