Hail Carl. Share your love for Carl
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"Well I came down stairs" -uh huh- "and there was this intruder" -Carl- "well then I proceeded to stab him 37 times in the chest." -Caaaarrlllll, that kills people!- "oh I did not know that" -Carl, what happened to his hands?- "well I uh cooked them up and ate them" -CARL- "What?! My stomach had the rumblies that only hands can satisfy"