My weirdest one would have to be So I really liked this girl and I didn't really know if she liked me back so i asked her out and she said YES I was so happy that I could jump off a building and survive anyway moving on So we went out and I broke up with her She kind of wanted to kill me so I was scared (btw I was in my house) I ran and ran and she was everywhere she just about to kill me THEN I WOKE UP