Once upon a time there was a potato. A great hero named him Bill and they were best friends. they went into battle together. Bill saved the hero several times. The bad guys would be like "why you throwing a potato at me?" and then the hero would stab their faces. Bill had two different size eyes and a big smile with pointy teeth. one day the baddies weren't bothered by Bill and stabbed the hero's face. Bill cried. He was the saddest potato in the whole world. A wizard felt the anger of the potato and brought him to life. Bill now fights baddies fro inside his magical armor suit. Sometimes he jumps out of the suit and chews out peoples throats with his pointy teeth. He is the best warrior in the land of Potatolandia. One day he was traveling with some merchants to protect them from baddies. It was a very peaceful trip. Lots of beautiful potato fields all around. the merchants were afraid though. spewing out stories of some fearless bandit who murdered everybody that saw him. Bill wasn't afraid. He is a kewl potato with no fear. one night when they were all asleep a scream woke up Bill. he looked around and everybody was dead. then out of the shadows stepped this big bandit guy. The big bandit guy said I've been looking for you" [spoiler]WHY ARE GUY LOOKING FOR BILL? WHAT ARE GOING ON? DONT MISS THE NEXT PART OF BILL THE MAGICAL POTATO[/spoiler]