This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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Some people found this thread very helpful. [url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76120756&postRepeater1-p=1[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aTALLmidget [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain_Killjoy A dumb door. A door of dumb. A dumb of door. Door dumb. Door dee door dee door dee door dee *Foam sprays out of mouth* WERT. Wtf did I just do?[/quote] Tried too hard, that's all. Don't worry, take a 5 minute break and try again.[/quote] That's what sh- ... ... .... NO.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain_Killjoy A dumb door. A door of dumb. A dumb of door. Door dumb. Door dee door dee door dee door dee *Foam sprays out of mouth* WERT. Wtf did I just do?[/quote] Tried too hard, that's all. Don't worry, take a 5 minute break and try again.
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A dumb door. A door of dumb. A dumb of door. Door dumb. Door dee door dee door dee door dee *Foam sprays out of mouth* WERT. Wtf did I just do?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door There, small update done to the quote list. I think I'm starting to go a bit nutty from managing this so much, and keeping a strict format. I'm editing any and all quotes that I quote even if they aren't going in this so that they are all uniform, neat, and efficient... I think I'm going to go sleep now before my mind turns to mush.[/quote] But, we need you. The thread [i]needs[/i] you.
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There, small update done to the quote list. I think I'm starting to go a bit nutty from managing this so much, and keeping a strict format. I'm editing any and all quotes that I quote even if they aren't going in this so that they are all uniform, neat, and efficient... I think I'm going to go sleep now before my mind turns to mush.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElitePurri Guys, can you find the original Porch Day thread?[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33185371]Bam[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Edmi Wohusee This thread has a certain... deficiency, one would say... Needs more me. I am not satisfied with one post! I NEED MOAR[/quote][/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Edmi Wohusee This thread has a certain... deficiency, one would say... Needs more me. I am not satisfied with one post! I NEED MOAR[/quote]
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This thread has a certain... deficiency, one would say... Needs more me. I am not satisfied with one post! I NEED MOAR
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This tread is crazy! Still good though.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bearded Elf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AlmondJoy99 [i]I pledge allegiance, to teh Flud, of the forums of Bungie.net, and of the idiocy, for which it stands, one forum, under Achronos, individual, with bombs and John Cena for all.[/i][/quote]John Cena is still a thing?[/quote] Only if you want it to be
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:3 You love it, you slag.
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This! [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=75918752&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]Sangeheili Erotica[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO Can somebody tell me what that "Zombine.rar" thread on page 86 is about?[/quote]Zombine posted a thread in The Classifieds. He was the only one to post in it for such a long time, and posted all sorts of random crap in it. It was pretty much a point that nobody goes to The Classifieds.
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Can somebody tell me what that "Zombine.rar" thread on page 86 is about?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Alright guys, I finally got my rear in-gear and have updated. 16 PM's plus a few posts' worth of stuff has been added. ENJOY WHILE I GO PONDER WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE![/quote] Helping us help you?
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Alright guys, I finally got my rear in-gear and have updated. 16 PM's plus a few posts' worth of stuff has been added. ENJOY WHILE I GO PONDER WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE!
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=75658662&postRepeater1-p=1]Worldwide punomenon in this thread.[/url]
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My aim in life is to get into this library of wonders.
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Must add more content! [url=http://seventhcolumn.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=75466884]This[/url] and [url=http://seventhcolumn.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=75475692]this[/url]. It's the same story but split between two threads.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AlmondJoy99 [i]I pledge allegiance, to teh Flud, of the forums of Bungie.net, and of the idiocy, for which it stands, one forum, under Achronos, individual, with bombs and John Cena for all.[/i][/quote]John Cena is still a thing?
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[i]I pledge allegiance, to teh Flud, of the forums of Bungie.net, and of the idiocy, for which it stands, one forum, under Achronos, individual, with bombs and John Cena for all.[/i] [Edited on 10.24.2012 9:18 PM PDT]
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Long live the Flood, baby. [i] Long live the Flood.[/i]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=75286225]Jeff The Killer[/url] Oh God hahaha.