This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RvB Rocks95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Celtic Tiger I have a huge problem with girls. It's not that I can't talk to them, or that they don't like me, it's that they ALL like me. I'm serious. I walk into class, and nearly half of the girls glance at me. I catch them looking at me. They're always smiling. They never insult me. They make obvious flirts, and never resist a chance to be beside me. WTF? How did I turn from some acne-ridden, nerdy, computer-lab lurking, loser, into [i]this?[/i] WTF? Suddenly, I'm hot stuff around the school. In the distance, I can see girls looking at me, talking in their (packs?) groups and giggling at me. Not in the, "what a loser," type of giggle, the, "he's so handsome," type of giggle. WTF? Suddenly my problem isn't trying to ask a girl out, it's wondering who to ask out. If I really did try, I could ask out any girl, from any grade. I mean, come on. If I ask one girl out, I feel like I'll be crushing the spirit of another. WTF! What to do? Any advice? Anyone else feel like this?[/quote]... Stop wearing Tag...[/quote]
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I are has a suggestion: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ballisticgoat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The English Language Stop raping me. :([/quote] I think this sums it all up.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JHOX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RvB Rocks95 This was absolutely the funniest thing I've seen all week. I only wish I could be stupid/smart enough to be a part of this magical list of posts.[/quote] *Backpat* Just takes practice. Practice... and wit. and 5 hours of nothing to do but troll. [/quote] Considering I got RRoD 3 hours after my summer began, that shouldn't be to hard.[/quote] ...you just might make it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RvB Rocks95 This was absolutely the funniest thing I've seen all week. I only wish I could be stupid/smart enough to be a part of this magical list of posts.[/quote] *Backpat* Just takes practice. Practice... and wit. and 5 hours of nothing to do but troll. [/quote] Considering I got RRoD 3 hours after my summer began, that shouldn't be to hard.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RvB Rocks95 This was absolutely the funniest thing I've seen all week. I only wish I could be stupid/smart enough to be a part of this magical list of posts.[/quote] *Backpat* Just takes practice. Practice... and wit. and 5 hours of nothing to do but troll.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RvB Rocks95 This was absolutely the funniest thing I've seen all week. I only wish I could be stupid/smart enough to be a part of this magical list of posts.[/quote] Maybe I can help you. Put on this bear costume. NOW!
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This was absolutely the funniest thing I've seen all week. I only wish I could be stupid/smart enough to be a part of this magical list of posts.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon That, fine sir, is offensive! [/quote] No...u?
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That, fine sir, is offensive!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JHOX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 My my, what a colection of quotes. I, however, am not in it, so I will disregard it. Good day to you sir![/quote] My, my, my, how egocentric of you.[/quote] We don't take requests from dumb people, specifically dumb doors. [/quote] Or Jiixons.[/quote] Or Shadowmen.[/quote] Or JHOXs. Next poster can't get me naow!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 My my, what a colection of quotes. I, however, am not in it, so I will disregard it. Good day to you sir![/quote] My, my, my, how egocentric of you.[/quote] We don't take requests from dumb people, specifically dumb doors. [/quote] Or Jiixons.[/quote] Or Shadowmen.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 My my, what a colection of quotes. I, however, am not in it, so I will disregard it. Good day to you sir![/quote] My, my, my, how egocentric of you.[/quote] We don't take requests from dumb people, specifically dumb doors. [/quote] Or Jiixons.
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Learn Englihs retard. Best thing to come out of the Flood.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forum Ninas Fail [/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 My my, what a colection of quotes. I, however, am not in it, so I will disregard it. Good day to you sir![/quote] My, my, my, how egocentric of you.[/quote] We don't take requests from dumb people, specifically dumb doors.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 My my, what a colection of quotes. I, however, am not in it, so I will disregard it. Good day to you sir![/quote] My, my, my, how egocentric of you.
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My my, what a colection of quotes. I, however, am not in it, so I will disregard it. Good day to you sir!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gold Rogue Guy [quote]Posted by: frondew I finish reading your first post, then you decide to make two more long ones? Bleh, i'll read it later. ~fron [/quote] [/quote] Thank you, I couldn't have analyzed that for myself.
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[quote]Posted by: frondew I finish reading your first post, then you decide to make two more long ones? Bleh, i'll read it later. ~fron [/quote] [Edited on 05.25.2009 1:17 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] zippy50193 I'm in it twice! I'm so proud :'3[/quote] It's like... a Troll Hall-of-Fame... ...I love you...
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I'm in it twice! I'm so proud :'3
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Elite Mouse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fishie1 I ended up reading it all, enjoy trying to see how many I remember.[/quote]Was it worth it? (1-10)[/quote] Yes, a lot of them are quite entertaining.[/quote] How do you mutilate a quote that much? [Edited on 05.25.2009 12:54 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie Sam I guess we should all ignore this one then? This isn't Halo 3 related either, it's 'Forum' related. Wow, we should have a Forum forum where we talk about the forum. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rampancy The Underground forum is like our [The Flood's] retarded cousin. It just never seems to go anywhere... [/quote]
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In other news, I've realized you can actually make orange juice while performing a barrel roll.