This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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In other news, I've realized you can actually make orange juice while performing a barrel roll.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fishie1 I ended up reading it all, enjoy trying to see how many I remember.[/quote]Was it worth it? (1-10)[/quote] Yes, a lot of them are quite entertaining.
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i remember reading one and it said "Go to MLGpro.com, tell them Gamerfaq sent you"
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'ZOMG I'MA BEE IN THURR!' You sir, are made of win.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Elite Mouse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ballisticgoat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fishie1 You know the world is taking a downturn when I'm too lazy to scan my eyes across the screen to read all of those.[/quote] It's ok. somebody will read all of it. I'll just wait for the movie.[/quote] I ended up reading it all, enjoy trying to see how many I remember.[/quote]Was it worth it? (1-10)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ballisticgoat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fishie1 You know the world is taking a downturn when I'm too lazy to scan my eyes across the screen to read all of those.[/quote] It's ok. somebody will read all of it. I'll just wait for the movie.[/quote] I ended up reading it all, enjoy trying to see how many I remember.
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If its dead...-blam!- it through the ass
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fishie1 You know the world is taking a downturn when I'm too lazy to scan my eyes across the screen to read all of those.[/quote] It's ok. somebody will read all of it. I'll just wait for the movie.
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You know the world is taking a downturn when I'm too lazy to scan my eyes across the screen to read all of those.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] System of a pwn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou I'm not on there. I must not be posting enough.[/quote] You are.[/quote] Oh.
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Where the hell is Xbox.com? [Edited on 05.25.2009 12:15 PM PDT]
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awesome! [Edited on 07.29.2010 4:41 PM PDT]
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Thread saved
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the one with your name isn't frank made me cry
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Soul drinker108 1. how long did it take u to make this? 2. My god, this is pretty funny 3. ITS 2 PAGES LONG 4. ??? 5. Profit 6. Epic win thread. [/quote] 1. In total, about 10 minutes. It doesn't take long to say quote, then copy+paste into a notepad document. 2. That's it's purpose 3. Horo? It's all contained on one page. 4. ??? meme indeed.... 5. I'm not selling it, ya know. 6. Why, thank you. I am glad that you enjoyed it. Now, remember people. I update this thing all the time. Check back often, and read the bottom of the last post for the most recent quote.
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Im in there... i only just posted that comment like an hour ago. i dont know whether or not to be happy or sad..
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*a WTFsaur walks by*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou I'm not on there. I must not be posting enough.[/quote] You are.
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*searches for self* *looks in mirror* Ah, here I am.
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China called. They want their wall back.
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1. how long did it take u to make this? 2. My god, this is pretty funny 3. ITS 2 PAGES LONG 4. ??? 5. Profit 6. Epic win thread.
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*pets Mitsy*
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Also, my sig
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Damn, now that is a fine list of quotes. I don't tend to save that sort of thing, but nice work.
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I'm not on there. I must not be posting enough.
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I feel the need to post in this thread.