This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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Haha! Forgot about these.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=71251550&postRepeater1-p=2]I Found this hilarious from page two.[/url]
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How many more posts do you need to update this?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wonderbread [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door The moral of this story: I'm back and updating this thread again, and posting on The Flood regularly again.[/quote] Thats not a moral for that story. Thats just an update on your current situation.[/quote] Check mate Double D. Check. Mate.[/quote][url=http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/165/678/Abandon-Thread.gif]0_o[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THElizzard01 Dammit. Zombie apocalypse = instant hot topic. What a great scam, I gotta do this.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wonderbread [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door The moral of this story: I'm back and updating this thread again, and posting on The Flood regularly again.[/quote] Thats not a moral for that story. Thats just an update on your current situation.[/quote] Check mate Double D. Check. Mate.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door The moral of this story: I'm back and updating this thread again, and posting on The Flood regularly again.[/quote] Thats not a moral for that story. Thats just an update on your current situation.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The FWC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ClawedHaloBoy I'll come up with something later.[/quote] OP is a serial procrastinator [/quote] ClawedHaloBoy's post was the OP.
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[i] Wat.[/i] [Edited on 10.03.2012 6:15 PM PDT]
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op banned, thread irrelevant [Edited on 04.18.2012 6:00 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vegas x Kid [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kneecap [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny.[/url][/quote] I'm....in a funny thread. My life is complete.[/quote]Hey, that thread seemed familiar...I was in it!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kneecap [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny.[/url][/quote] I'm....in a funny thread. My life is complete.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bosco2196: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]DearWorld: I want to be hot, so how can I do this?[/quote] Turn up the heat on the air conditioning and put on some really thick clothes[/quote] Also: (in a thread about the worst video game ending ever) [quote][b]Posted by: [/b]OVERLORDx117: The end of Assassin's Creed 2[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by: OVERLORDx117 [/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OVERLORDx117 The end of Mass Effect 3[/quote] fixed[/quote] How dare you touch my post.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OVERLORDx117 Thank you so much for fixing my clearly broken post[/quote] double fix [/quote] [Edited on 03.25.2012 8:37 PM PDT]
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[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny.[/url]
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When in doubt, procrastinate.
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nvm this is already here [Edited on 03.25.2012 8:30 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR Better start reserving some spots Dumb Door. Or DD. ... NO! We will now know him as... Double D.[/quote]Well, I've still got four posts on page 89 to fill, so I'm not in a major rush yet. However, as for [url=http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100905182603/ed/images/5/59/Double_D_Ed.jpg]Double D[/url]...[/quote] I knew you'd like it. Anyways, how many more suggestions or quotes do you think you'll need?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR Better start reserving some spots Dumb Door. Or DD. ... NO! We will now know him as... Double D.[/quote]Well, I've still got four posts on page 89 to fill, so I'm not in a major rush yet. However, as for [url=http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100905182603/ed/images/5/59/Double_D_Ed.jpg]Double D[/url]...[/quote] You're still doot to me. Doot.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR Better start reserving some spots Dumb Door. Or DD. ... NO! We will now know him as... Double D.[/quote]Well, I've still got four posts on page 89 to fill, so I'm not in a major rush yet. However, as for [url=http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100905182603/ed/images/5/59/Double_D_Ed.jpg]Double D[/url]...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] underwaterCOMIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR Better start reserving some spots Dumb Door. Or DD. ... NO! We will now know him as... Double D.[/quote] Wait... Double D the character Double D batteries Or the double D that all men love? [/quote] However you want to think of it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR Better start reserving some spots Dumb Door. Or DD. ... NO! We will now know him as... Double D.[/quote] Wait... Double D the character Double D batteries Or the double D that all men love?
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Better start reserving some spots Dumb Door. Or DD. ... NO! We will now know him as... Double D.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Brief announcement...[/quote] Epic Story Bro, can't wait to see the movie.[/quote]"A Dumb Door: a Computer Tale." Sequel: "A Dumb Door: Olmarik's Revenge".
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Brief announcement: As I'm sure none of you realized, I hadn't been updating anything over the past week. This is due to an epic battle I had with the sheer negative forces of my arch nemesis: Olmarik. A trojan, Olmarik decided to assault my poor defenseless computer. NOD32 informed me of this unwanted assault, but was unable to fight the malicious software. Thus, I called upon the internet to help me! I threw everything I could find at it! Everything but the kitchen sink, that is, but nothing would end this travesty! Olmarik had been on my computer once before, but I had gotten rid of it with some extra software from ESET. However, this time, Olmarik got its claws in deeper into my boot memory! It did not wish to relent! Well, this would not stand, I decided. I backed up all of my important files and archives, put my computer to its factory defaults, and formatted my hard drive! Olmarik was powerful, but it could not stop the power of factory reset! Thus, the reset rolled over my system and cleaned it spotless. Now, I have my computer up and running, and am actively cleaning the system as well as restoring all of my backups and archives. Already my computer is almost to where it was last time! I actually look upon this event with a positive outlook. It got me to finally clean up and organize my hard drive a bit! Files had gotten pretty scattered lately. The moral of this story: I'm back and updating this thread again, and posting on The Flood regularly again.[/quote] Epic Story Bro, can't wait to see the movie.
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Brief announcement: As I'm sure none of you realized, I hadn't been updating anything over the past week. This is due to an epic battle I had with the sheer negative forces of my arch nemesis: Olmarik. A trojan, Olmarik decided to assault my poor defenseless computer. NOD32 informed me of this unwanted assault, but was unable to fight the malicious software. Thus, I called upon the internet to help me! I threw everything I could find at it! Everything but the kitchen sink, that is, but nothing would end this travesty! Olmarik had been on my computer once before, but I had gotten rid of it with some extra software from ESET. However, this time, Olmarik got its claws in deeper into my boot memory! It did not wish to relent! Well, this would not stand, I decided. I backed up all of my important files and archives, put my computer to its factory defaults, and formatted my hard drive! Olmarik was powerful, but it could not stop the power of factory reset! Thus, the reset rolled over my system and cleaned it spotless. Now, I have my computer up and running, and am actively cleaning the system as well as restoring all of my backups and archives. Already my computer is almost to where it was last time! I actually look upon this event with a positive outlook. It got me to finally clean up and organize my hard drive a bit! Files had gotten pretty scattered lately. The moral of this story: I'm back and updating this thread again, and posting on The Flood regularly again.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=70743639&viewreplies=true#end]meeting mass effect 3[/url]