This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=70743639&viewreplies=true#end]meeting mass effect 3[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eliper What do Batman's parents call him? Nothing. They're dead.[/quote] [url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=i+heard+you+like+batman&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=677&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=sg4wJyybEOe_VM:&imgrefurl=http://troll.me/yo-dawg-i-heard-you-like-batman-so-i-killed-your-parents/&docid=xm1FsAdHwehEcM&imgurl=http://troll.me/images/xzibit-yo-dawg/yo-dawg-i-heard-you-like-batman-so-i-killed-your-parents.jpg&w=554&h=369&ei=cGFbT_2NN4Xu0gGd7OSzDQ&zoom=1] Relevant. [/url]
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What do Batman's parents call him? Nothing. They're dead.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Em I Raptor Who leads the Halo orchestra? Maestro Chief[/quote] [i]Bu-dum tsssst![/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Em I Raptor Who leads the Halo orchestra? Maestro Chief[/quote]:|
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Who leads the Halo orchestra? Maestro Chief
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] underwaterCOMIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bloodpit10 This place hasn't been updated for a long time. Is Dumb Door getting old or something? I don't want this thread to die.[/quote]Nope. It's just that the people who usually supply me with quotes and stuff aren't supplying me anymore. Also, I've been a bit busy lately, so I haven't had as much time to simply browse and lurk to find as many on my own. However, dead this thread is not. I still add suggestions that are PM'd to me.[/quote]May I call you "Dumb Old Door"? Get It?[/quote] I see what you did there...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bloodpit10 This place hasn't been updated for a long time. Is Dumb Door getting old or something? I don't want this thread to die.[/quote]Nope. It's just that the people who usually supply me with quotes and stuff aren't supplying me anymore. Also, I've been a bit busy lately, so I haven't had as much time to simply browse and lurk to find as many on my own. However, dead this thread is not. I still add suggestions that are PM'd to me.[/quote]May I call you "Dumb Old Door"? Get It?
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o rly?
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One does not simply [i]become a Floodian[/i]
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That sucks Doot.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bloodpit10 This place hasn't been updated for a long time. Is Dumb Door getting old or something? I don't want this thread to die.[/quote]Nope. It's just that the people who usually supply me with quotes and stuff aren't supplying me anymore. Also, I've been a bit busy lately, so I haven't had as much time to simply browse and lurk to find as many on my own. However, dead this thread is not. I still add suggestions that are PM'd to me.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halfa55al Quick, what's the number for 911?![/quote] I dunno, 199?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halfa55al Quick, what's the number for 911?![/quote] ALT 0173!
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Quick, what's the number for 911?!
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This place hasn't been updated for a long time. Is Dumb Door getting old or something? I don't want this thread to die. [Edited on 02.23.2012 3:30 PM PST]
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http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=70137029
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] S1LENT H3ADSHOT wowowowowowowowowowowowowow longest forum ever just dont get it locked by a modirator ![/quote] This thread is now about religion.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=70109100&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=2#end]Mind friggin' blown.[/url]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=70086335&postRepeater1-p=1#70086587]Our Hero![/url]
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I'm never here when the cool stuff happens... Not in any one of those threads am i in... :'(
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[url=http://maddox.xmission.com/keyboard4.jpg] *ahem* [/url]
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Oh look I'm posting here!
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This might have been posted, but I had to secure it's place here. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69080442]Seriously?[/url] Check the 7th post. Also: [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69293757&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]Gold![/url] [Edited on 02.06.2012 11:54 AM PST]
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You know, I actually remember this when it was first posted... Time flies by, eh?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragon v 20 i love em door keep em coming, this thread is one of the reasons why i love the flood :)[/quote]