This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragon v 20 i love em door keep em coming, this thread is one of the reasons why i love the flood :)[/quote]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69709151&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]Bobcast see's a Floodians mums 'puppies'[/url]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69651292&viewreplies=true#end]The Flood Gets Rick Rolled[/url]
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In a thread about the xbox 720: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xbox 360 ITT Console peasants who think the 6670 is a good GPU. [/quote] [Edited on 01.25.2012 5:39 PM PST]
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wall...of...t e x t ..
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxcYyLOnexx2 I just now realized I was in this. On page 79. That was a long time ago. Why am I just now figuring this out? Is it because I decided to go through each page of this topic and type in ctrl+F and type my name in, desperately trying to find my name written anywhere in this topic, only to find that the post of mine that actually is in here is one the stupidest things I have ever said? Perhaps. Did I originally have 17 missepellings in this whole post? Perhaps. 18[/quote] I'm like a cameo in one of the funny posts somewhere. Me gusta!
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69543707]True Underdog substitutes for Recon[/url]
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I just now realized I was in this. On page 79. That was a long time ago. Why am I just now figuring this out? Is it because I decided to go through each page of this topic and type in ctrl+F and type my name in, desperately trying to find my name written anywhere in this topic, only to find that the post of mine that actually is in here is one the stupidest things I have ever said? Perhaps. Did I originally have 17 missepellings in this whole post? Perhaps. 18 [Edited on 01.22.2012 11:09 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 In a thread about Multiple Personality Disorder: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Homestar2084 I don't call it a disorder, I call it someone to talk to[/quote] [url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69220430[/url] Also: the actual thread link to my quote on page 44 [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=49175832&postRepeater1-p=1#49177610] here.[/url] I hate nominating myself but, [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ins3ktz -10/10[/quote]Considering nobody is trolling in here, I agree, Op is a terrible troll.[/quote][/quote] -10/10 Nominating myself: [url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69362178&postRepeater1-p=1#69362570[/url]
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i love em door keep em coming, this thread is one of the reasons why i love the flood :)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chipax3d Think about it, you can only get dry when you are wet, and you cant dry yourself when you are underwater, so you must not be wet. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Illusive Man This makes me moist.[/quote][/quote]
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In a thread about Multiple Personality Disorder: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Homestar2084 I don't call it a disorder, I call it someone to talk to[/quote] [url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69220430[/url] Also: the actual thread link to my quote on page 44 [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=49175832&postRepeater1-p=1#49177610] here.[/url] I hate nominating myself but, [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ins3ktz -10/10[/quote]Considering nobody is trolling in here, I agree, Op is a terrible troll.[/quote] [Edited on 01.10.2012 2:48 PM PST]
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From the Bungie Universe but I still think it's the best [url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=27842439[/url]
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One of my finer moments. Oh and King Dutchy's was nice too. [url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69166987[/url] [Edited on 01.08.2012 3:11 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68462648]http://www.thisthreadisfunny.com/[/url][/quote]I follow BACE's idea!
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68711159]Add eet[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XITHAKILLAHIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gash Lash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gash Lash Anyone?[/quote] Thanks for all the help guys.[/quote] No problem.[/quote] That's the part.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69089672]Funny thread[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 >Was going to spend a few minutes reading from this... >Looks at all 90 pages.. >Disagrees. Mr. A Dumb Door, why don't you get paid to do this?[/quote] Well, it's not like I got hired. I just did this for some lulz. People enjoying the thread really is all the payment I desire.[/quote]I've read over this many times, all of the pages that catch me, and I have to say you can read a lot and fast if you do this. Doing this for enjoyment must be nice, but somewhat a chore? It makes sense, just that's [i] a lot[/i] of funny shtuff.[/quote]Well, it's sort of easy for me. Not to brag, or anything, but I'm an extremely fast reader, and I do some coding in my free time, so I can type out, find errors, and fix up the formatting pretty easily. Also, while it is a chore, by nature I am an archiver, so I'm used to this sort of thing. My harddrive is full to bursting from so many things I've downloaded just to keep record of.
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WTH? where is the[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57917578]Libya Thread[/url] If nearly 5000 posts isn't epic I don't know what is.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 >Was going to spend a few minutes reading from this... >Looks at all 90 pages.. >Disagrees. Mr. A Dumb Door, why don't you get paid to do this?[/quote] Well, it's not like I got hired. I just did this for some lulz. People enjoying the thread really is all the payment I desire.[/quote] I've read over this many times, all of the pages that catch me, and I have to say you can read a lot and fast if you do this. Doing this for enjoyment must be nice, but somewhat a chore? It makes sense, just that's [i] a lot[/i] of funny shtuff.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 >Was going to spend a few minutes reading from this... >Looks at all 90 pages.. >Disagrees. Mr. A Dumb Door, why don't you get paid to do this?[/quote] Well, it's not like I got hired. I just did this for some lulz. People enjoying the thread really is all the payment I desire.
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>Was going to spend a few minutes reading from this... >Looks at all 90 pages.. >Disagrees. Mr. A Dumb Door, why don't you get paid to do this?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Muffinhat I dont get the secret facepalm screen shot :P[/quote]
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I dont get the secret facepalm screen shot :P
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54311257&postRepeater1-p=1]On the fourth page. COUNT THE BUMPS.[/url] Meh it's not really that good, but it's better than nothing. [Edited on 12.30.2011 3:10 PM PST]