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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54311257&postRepeater1-p=1]On the fourth page. COUNT THE BUMPS.[/url] Meh it's not really that good, but it's better than nothing. [Edited on 12.30.2011 3:10 PM PST]

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  • Aww, now that Coup 4 is dead it doesn't work. [Edited on 01.02.2012 5:48 PM PST]

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  • Post the arrow to the knee one!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THE SALTY CHIP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Killingcrafter Post the funny one.[/quote] Yeah, that one.[/quote] I concur.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Killingcrafter Post the funny one.[/quote] Yeah, that one.

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  • Post the funny one.

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  • Post the evilcam one.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] krisman123123 Oh, post the pony one![/quote]Which one? There have been several.

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  • Oh, post the pony one!

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68462648]http://www.thisthreadisfunny.com/[/url]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68293638&viewreplies=true#end]Fastest ban ever, in less than a minute.[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HC Swat Is Back [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 http://tinyurl.com/l44baf [/quote]Tiny url? Me no trust..[/quote] If it isn't safe, I will ban myself.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NintenToad64 Even though I think recon's an asshat, he brings up some good points in the OWS debates. [/quote] Geee. Uhmmm, thanks?[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68218806] Pick your favorite quote from this topic. Several great ones[/url]. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68051261]How do I permaban myself from these forums?[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65249965]One of my finer moments.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68008352]How to be pro at online chess.[/url] [Edited on 12.05.2011 2:53 PM PST]

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  • Dumb Door! Epic Thread Section! [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68061889]Anybody remember me?[/url]

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  • Don't live life, because you don't have one...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] krisman123123 I find the lack of the updated epic threads section disturbing...[/quote]I can only put what I find. I don't see everything personally, and I get a lot of content from people elsewhere. If I don't find it through either of these methods, it can't be added to the list. If you have a thread you'd like me to add to the list, kindly PM me or post it in this thread.

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  • I find the lack of the updated epic threads section disturbing...

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=67418585]Well, some random guy posted a question about one of my favorite Halo levels, "Two Betrayals". I proceeded to reply by saying that "The virginity is strong in this one". Then Duardo moved the thread to the CE forums, which somehow caused his post to sink to the bottom and my post to go to the top.[/url]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=67384339]win[/url] he originally wrote meter instead of meteor

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartan117sky7 meus amigos dos xbox me falam que existe um flood no halo reach em uma das fases mas eles nao querem me contar e ja estou suspeitando que seja mentira alguem pode me dizer se existe ou nao um flood no halo reach?![/quote] Flood no hablar espanol.

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  • meus amigos dos xbox me falam que existe um flood no halo reach em uma das fases mas eles nao querem me contar e ja estou suspeitando que seja mentira alguem pode me dizer se existe ou nao um flood no halo reach?!

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  • Ive got a quote for you. "We never grow up, we just learn how to behave in public. Also, i heard babies taste nice in chocolate sauce"

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  • [url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57367463&postRepeater1-p=1#57367575[/url] 8th post down. Can't find the other one. I hope you find it as funny as i did.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sadiztik Wolf Posted by: Deranged Cook1e Portal 2 was terrible IMO. Same as Portal 1. Ill be playing Gears 3. Posted by: Deranged Cook1e Portal 2 was terrible IMO. Same as Portal 1. Posted by: Deranged Cook1e Portal 2 was terrible IMO. Burn. In. Hell. In fact I'm gonna burn your house down. With lemons. -------------------------------------------------------- *Title Of Topic* Where is the best place to be stuck with a killer? *Rappels through window* The Batcave... while Batman's there.[/quote]I don't fully understand... Perhaps pressing the quote button, or linking me to the actual post will help?

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  • Wait, i need to find the threads they are from now. [Edited on 10.16.2011 8:04 AM PDT]

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  • [url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=66800944[/url] Epic thread is epic And I was part of it! WOOT! NOT INTO THE LONG GRASS!

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  • wowowowowowowowowowowowowow longest forum ever just dont get it locked by a modirator !

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