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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodlebox WE'VE WEAPONIZED TEXT WALLS [/quote]

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  • Oh...we're supposed to post our own... nah, I'm good

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pirated Goods [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pirated Goods [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz Pics or it didn't happen.[/quote]I'm willing to assume it happened, because that would just further support my hypothesis that this kid's an idiot.[/quote] Your mom is a hypothesis [/quote]Boys, I think the evidence is conclusive. We have discovered another species of Ignoramus. I shall label it "Ignoramus Moronus," and we shall put him in a zoo.[/quote] At least I don't have a pu­ssy. Wait, what? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Buggzy *Faceanvil*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] K1ngSpore [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bullets Kill How did you manage that?[/quote] I was eating pancakes and got maple syrup on my iPod and tried to wash it off with water.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cortana 5 I just take the coffee of the week at Starbucks. :)[/quote]^This is a perfect example of why a woman's brain is 1/3 the size of ours.[/quote] Best ones are at the end. /saved

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 Did anyone ever tell you you have the grammatical understanding equivalent to that of a plastic fork?[/quote] Best quote I heard in a while.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Terror Q Dude, isn't this the ultimate irony? [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65473623&postRepeater1-p=1]Recon #54 is banned.[/url] EDIT: Be sure to check the link before the 13th, that's when the ban will lift.[/quote] He banned himself.[/quote] Ye he did.[/quote] I am aware of that. It doesn't change the fact though.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Terror Q Dude, isn't this the ultimate irony? [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65473623&postRepeater1-p=1]Recon #54 is banned.[/url] EDIT: Be sure to check the link before the 13th, that's when the ban will lift.[/quote] He banned himself.[/quote] Ye he did.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Terror Q Dude, isn't this the ultimate irony? [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65473623&postRepeater1-p=1]Recon #54 is banned.[/url] EDIT: Be sure to check the link before the 13th, that's when the ban will lift.[/quote] He banned himself.

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  • Dude, isn't this the ultimate irony? [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65473623&postRepeater1-p=1]Recon #54 is banned.[/url] EDIT: Be sure to check the link before the 13th, that's when the ban will lift. [Edited on 09.06.2011 1:54 PM PDT]

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  • Nevermind. [Edited on 09.05.2011 4:19 PM PDT]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65379988]:3[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65202479&postRepeater1-p=2#65204354#65204354]Three Batmen enter...one epic thread leaves...[/url][/quote]I just want you to know, you're starting to rival Isaac in quotes submitted... I'm happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but Isaac Clarke had one of the best quote marathons of all time![/quote] How do I celebrate? Moar Quotes!

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  • [url=http://oi53.tinypic.com/flddfn.jpg]A thread called "A world without [Blank] would be a sad world."[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The_Batman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65202479&postRepeater1-p=2#65204354#65204354]Three Batmen enter...one epic thread leaves...[/url][/quote] I approve.[/quote] HOLY SPIDERMAN, BATMAN... IT'S BATMAN!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65202479&postRepeater1-p=2#65204354#65204354]Three Batmen enter...one epic thread leaves...[/url][/quote] I approve.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65202479&postRepeater1-p=2#65204354#65204354]Three Batmen enter...one epic thread leaves...[/url][/quote]I just want you to know, you're starting to rival Isaac in quotes submitted... I'm happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but Isaac Clarke had one of the best quote marathons of all time!

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65202479&postRepeater1-p=2#65204354#65204354]Three Batmen enter...one epic thread leaves...[/url]

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  • [quote] [b] Posted by:[/b] Insida Penguin6 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vien Quitonm I was walking down the street and out the corner of my eye, I saw a pretty little thing approaching me...[/quote] She said I've never seen a man, who looked so all alone, and could you use a little company? She said if you pay the right price, your evening will be nice and you can go and send me on my way. I said you're such a sweet lil' thing and why you do this to yourself, she looked at me and this is what she said... [/quote]

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  • This was just posted in a thread about breakfasts. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheZombie19 I like my mum's Chocolate muffins.[/quote] I might like them too. Please elaborate.[/quote]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64941062&postRepeater1-p=1#64941569]Thread.[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alcasam1 All are welcome here! :)[/quote] See that smile there? That's because he couldn't keep a straight face saying that. Here let me try. All are welcome here! :| :| :| :/ :S :D Bwahahahahahahahaha! Oh. almost had it. Almost. Not really...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave Question: Why move the Epic Thread Section?[/quote]I was running out of room in the OP. I had four options: Split the Epic Thread section in half Move the epic thread section Move every quote post back one post to make the second OP post more Epic Threads Shut down FFS Seeing as the Epic Threads section was in the same post as where I put the pages of each post, the situation was a bit dire. I chose the option that I thought would work best.

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  • Question: Why move the Epic Thread Section?

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  • yay, i had 2 on the last quote page. and you put the one i sent you up!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron I should start being funny again. The last page only has one of my posts.[/quote]At least it contains on of your quotes. :( I am unfunny. This thread needs more shadow.[/quote]Do not fret, my young padawan. You will learn the art of hilarity when you are ready.[/quote]*checks Shadow's post history* He certainly has quite a while to wait then, if past history is anything to go by.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron I should start being funny again. The last page only has one of my posts.[/quote]At least it contains on of your quotes. :( I am unfunny. This thread needs more shadow.[/quote]Do not fret, my young padawan. You will learn the art of hilarity when you are ready.[/quote] Oh, boy! *Wields blue Laughsaber*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron I should start being funny again. The last page only has one of my posts.[/quote]At least it contains on of your quotes. :( I am unfunny. This thread needs more shadow.[/quote]Do not fret, my young padawan. You will learn the art of hilarity when you are ready.

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