This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63799135&viewreplies=true#end]Funnies[/url] Because of the first 10 posts. [Edited on 07.28.2011 4:52 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yersinia Pestis [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad I love this thread. And everyone in it.[/quote] y u no lub me[/quote] i lub u
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad I love this thread. And everyone in it.[/quote] y u no lub me
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I love this thread. And everyone in it.
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So, a black guy leaves a decent tip at restaurant...
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Thread=Win
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63743341&postRepeater1-p=1]We are Flood[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I1I Stealth I1I I bet you like fighting with your Sister. [/quote] Of course I do. She is always asking for it.[/quote] This one did me in. [Edited on 07.26.2011 6:49 PM PDT]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63673360&postRepeater1-p=1]Even though I, the OP, didn't find this to be funny, I'm sure the rest of the flood will.[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] applplyr7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] applplyr7 "BTW It's Pronounced Apple Player" [/quote] I totally pronounced it "A People Player"[/quote] You see what I mean? But I can see where you got it from :P[/quote]I pronounce it "ahpuhpuhlehpuhlehyerseven".
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63521038]Stride Status: BROKEN[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] God2845 [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63496500]This thread is pretty funny.[/url] Mod makes a thread, realizes the exact same thread was just made before his, and locks his own thread.[/quote]I approve.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63496500]This thread is pretty funny.[/url] Mod makes a thread, realizes the exact same thread was just made before his, and locks his own thread.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheDecentTroll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GoodBritinusa [quote]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63371785&v iewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1 Best thread takeover ever.[/quote] Oui, des pâtisseries danoises ftw[/quote] Ils sont délicieux, mon ami.[/quote] We surrender!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GoodBritinusa [quote]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63371785&v iewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1 Best thread takeover ever.[/quote] Oui, des pâtisseries danoises ftw[/quote] Ils sont délicieux, mon ami.
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[quote]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63371785&v iewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1 Best thread takeover ever.[/quote] Oui, des pâtisseries danoises ftw [Edited on 07.20.2011 10:31 AM PDT]
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[url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63371785&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1[/url] Best thread takeover ever.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63367103&postRepeater1-p=2#63367439]*cough*[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave So... Does that mean I have to put the gun back?[/quote]Nah, that can stay out. I want to startle the neighbors at midnight.[/quote] YES...uh, I mean, of course, sir.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe I think it is funny how on the front page, it says page 81 is a quote page, yet it is really page 82. typo fail.[/quote]Whatchou talkin' 'bout?[/quote]Sir! I've detected a breach in our front lines. I think someone is giving us false intel![/quote]That or extremely outdated. Typos are SO yesterday.[/quote]So... Does that mean I have to put the gun back?[/quote]Nah, that can stay out. I want to startle the neighbors at midnight.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe I think it is funny how on the front page, it says page 81 is a quote page, yet it is really page 82. typo fail.[/quote]Whatchou talkin' 'bout?[/quote]Sir! I've detected a breach in our front lines. I think someone is giving us false intel![/quote]That or extremely outdated. Typos are SO yesterday.[/quote] So... Does that mean I have to put the gun back?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe I think it is funny how on the front page, it says page 81 is a quote page, yet it is really page 82. typo fail.[/quote]Whatchou talkin' 'bout?[/quote]Sir! I've detected a breach in our front lines. I think someone is giving us false intel![/quote]That or extremely outdated. Typos are SO yesterday.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe I think it is funny how on the front page, it says page 81 is a quote page, yet it is really page 82. typo fail.[/quote]Whatchou talkin' 'bout?[/quote] Sir! I've detected a breach in our front lines. I think someone is giving us false intel!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe I think it is funny how on the front page, it says page 81 is a quote page, yet it is really page 82. typo fail.[/quote]Whatchou talkin' 'bout?
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I think it is funny how on the front page, it says page 81 is a quote page, yet it is really page 82. typo fail.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63315462&viewreplies=true#end] U mad bro? [/url] First time posting on this epic thread :D