This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63315462&viewreplies=true#end] U mad bro? [/url] First time posting on this epic thread :D
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63273407&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=2#end]Paranoid OP[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b]Two best friends play STOW IT DONT THROW IT! Oh -blam!- a gun![/quote] [Edited on 07.12.2011 3:49 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] applplyr7 "BTW It's Pronounced Apple Player" [/quote] I totally pronounced it "A People Player"[/quote] You see what I mean? But I can see where you got it from :P
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] applplyr7 "BTW It's Pronounced Apple Player" [/quote] I totally pronounced it "A People Player"
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I'd find it totally impossible to say anything funny or stupid enough to get posted, it would only work if it was someone mistaking my name as per usual, usually the pronunciation of it :/ "BTW It's Pronounced Apple Player"
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In a thread about fapping. [quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bikerboy117 How did you learn about fapping, and when was the first time you did it? :3[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xvise66 I was playing battlefront and I got on a turret and continually fired so the controller would vibrate and then I put it on my peniz. [/quote] [/quote]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62941355]This[/url] thread is beneath everyone.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe 82th page? dumb door, hurry up!!! Get the next post for the top page NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]Thanks for the heads up, aission mccomplished.[/quote] wour yelcome.[/quote] It's "[i]wou're[/i] yelcome".[/quote]A funny post on the 83rd page is on the Flood's funny posts 83rd page? Irrelevant! IT'S GOING ON THE 83RD PAGE!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G3N3RAL R3VAN I tried, but I can't seem to find myself on here.... I must suck. :( ...... sucking SUCKS![/quote]I looked through your last 5 pages worth of posts to try and find something funny, but I wasn't able to find anything funny D';[/quote] I know right? Like I said, sucking sucks.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G3N3RAL R3VAN I tried, but I can't seem to find myself on here.... I must suck. :( ...... sucking SUCKS![/quote]I looked through your last 5 pages worth of posts to try and find something funny, but I wasn't able to find anything funny D'; [Edited on 07.10.2011 12:45 AM PDT]
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I tried, but I can't seem to find myself on here.... I must suck. :( ...... sucking SUCKS!
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62807510&postRepeater1-p=1#62807884]Thought this was kinda funny, could be my personal bias[/url] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wonderbread [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] King Fluffs I'm here. Bungie will be nuking us today though, I just got a funny feeling...[/quote] Their nukes will blot out the sun. [i]Then we will troll in the shade[/i][/quote]
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So what is this thread?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62567840&postRepeater1-p=1#62569029]my thread got a bit derailed[/url][/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62859249&postRepeater1-p=4]So did this. It starts on page four, near the bottom of the page, starting with Timmy'sDad. It goes on for like 5 pages.[/url]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62567840&postRepeater1-p=1#62569029]my thread got a bit derailed[/url]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62834404&viewreplies=true#end]I posted my saying on a thread.[/url]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62820543&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=2#end]And my...[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jonny SnipedYou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SamoanGladiator did you put realistic and respawn in the same sentence [/quote] i believe he did[/quote] From a thread about MW3
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All the way up to two quotes. -blam!-yeah.jpg
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xiTx CliNiK [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547]OPs Dad derailment, aka The biggest/best derailment i've ever seen. Isaac, you remember this.[/url][/quote]A little too well, to be honest. Then The OP squealed. Bastard.[/quote]Isn't that a tad like self hate?
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62640052]This thread is pretty funny.[/url]
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lol, these are soooo great! I have a lot of new reading material :)
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It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
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Sorry no link Cool Story Bro OP(Says something mean.) To long did not read. lolwut rofl lol Troll
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this is some funny -blam!-