This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=94122]Nothing short of legendary.[/url][/quote] Why was it locked?[/quote] No discussion value. That thread is considered spam.[/quote]So why was it resurrected in the first place?[/quote] Idk, blame Stosh or something.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=94122]Nothing short of legendary.[/url][/quote] Why was it locked?[/quote] No discussion value. That thread is considered spam.[/quote]So why was it resurrected in the first place?[/quote] Idk, blame Stosh or something.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=94122]Nothing short of legendary.[/url][/quote] Why was it locked?[/quote] No discussion value. That thread is considered spam.[/quote]So why was it resurrected in the first place?[/quote] Recon messed up.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=94122]Nothing short of legendary.[/url][/quote] This. Please, for the love of [insert godlike figure of your choice here], add this.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=94122]Nothing short of legendary.[/url][/quote] Why was it locked?[/quote] No discussion value. That thread is considered spam.[/quote]So why was it resurrected in the first place?
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I STILL GOT PAGE 100! HAH! As for the necrobump, the prophecy foretells that Porch Day III will happen. It will be horrible. Cena will run loose and The Flood will be banhammered until it turns into ash.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=94122]Nothing short of legendary.[/url][/quote] Why was it locked?[/quote] No discussion value. That thread is considered spam.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=94122]Nothing short of legendary.[/url][/quote] I somehow expected this coming, nonetheless, I agree.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=94122]Nothing short of legendary.[/url][/quote] Why was it locked?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=94122]Nothing short of legendary.[/url][/quote] 8 years. That's how long it took for a mod to lock that thread.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=94122]Nothing short of legendary.[/url] For epic thread section. [Edited on 09.06.2012 8:55 PM PDT]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74317919&postRepeater1-p=1]This thread should be remembered. [/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] master brute714 Some of those are really funny, some are cheesy[/quote]Would you expect any different of The Flood?[/quote] haha. No, no I wouldn't.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] master brute714 Some of those are really funny, some are cheesy[/quote]Would you expect any different of The Flood?
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Some of those are really funny, some are cheesy
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slavic Ninjew [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slavic Ninjew [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39166263]Achronos likes Megablocks.[/url][/quote] This has always confused me. Isn't Achronos saying that Legos are better than Mega Blocks?[/quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk]...[/url][/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJl5eTtQ5aQ#t=00m07s]...[/url][/quote][url=http://i.imgur.com/fNSru.gif]....[/url][/quote][url=http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=youtube%20snappy%20response&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&ved=0CCgQtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DaqveAuEznEI&ei=IGVBUImYBeqZ0QGh2ICwDQ&usg=AFQjCNFc_C73dBECAR525G-jc-gf908udg]...[/url] [Edited on 08.31.2012 6:32 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slavic Ninjew [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slavic Ninjew [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39166263]Achronos likes Megablocks.[/url][/quote] This has always confused me. Isn't Achronos saying that Legos are better than Mega Blocks?[/quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk]...[/url][/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJl5eTtQ5aQ#t=00m07s]...[/url][/quote][url=http://i.imgur.com/fNSru.gif]....[/url]
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Is "rjiscool" in any of those? He had a speshal bran.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slavic Ninjew [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39166263]Achronos likes Megablocks.[/url][/quote] This has always confused me. Isn't Achronos saying that Legos are better than Mega Blocks?[/quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk]...[/url][/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJl5eTtQ5aQ#t=00m07s]...[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74499990&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]The Proteins in Halo 4[/url][/quote] I wanted to give him that! Damn you, random! DAMN YOU!!!
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74499990&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]The Proteins in Halo 4[/url]
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[url=http://seventhcolumn.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74310197]This[/url] was quite funny.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74382905]No photo's of schools[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Commando [i]Four bans and seven Porch Days ago our fathers brought forth on this forum, a spam pit, conceived in Off Topic debate, and dedicated to the proposition that all Flood are created equally stupid.[/i][/quote]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74373866] for the epic thread section[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slavic Ninjew [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39166263]Achronos likes Megablocks.[/url][/quote] This has always confused me. Isn't Achronos saying that Legos are better than Mega Blocks?[/quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk]...[/url] [Edited on 08.23.2012 6:56 AM PDT]